I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[jagmanss]

$45,300

There's this guy who decides he wants to get in to beekeeping - so he looks in the Yellow Pages and finds the numbers of three beekeepers local to him who he decides to visit and ask them for advice on how to keep bees.

So he goes to the first address - knock, knock, knock ...

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Fine go ahead"
"Well - how many bees have you got?"
"I've got 10,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"2 hives - it's more space than they need but I like to look after them"
"Thanks!"
"Bye"

so - he goes to the second address and another man comes to the door...

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Fine go ahead"
"Well - how many bees have you got?"
"I've got 20,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"5 hives - it's more space than they need but I like to look after them"
"Thanks!"
"Bye"

So he goes to the last address on his list and he knocks on the door:

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Well - if I must"
"How many bees have you got?"
"I've got 100,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"One"
"....."
"Yeah ... **** 'em"

I think squeezy may be onto something here.... I've got a feeling it's and odd number like this one and not a whole dollar amount, Which would mean we could be guessing forever...

Hey PP how about a hint about my theory?

[Snusdog]

$85,000.

A man gets on the elevator.
There is an attractive women

midway up the cable breaks and the elevator starts to fall
The woman knowing these are the last seconds of her life rips her shirt off and say to the man
"Make me feel like a woman:


The guy rips off his shirt and says
"Ok....iron this"

[squeezyjohn]

$45,300

There's this guy who decides he wants to get in to beekeeping - so he looks in the Yellow Pages and finds the numbers of three beekeepers local to him who he decides to visit and ask them for advice on how to keep bees.

So he goes to the first address - knock, knock, knock ...

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Fine go ahead"
"Well - how many bees have you got?"
"I've got 10,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"2 hives - it's more space than they need but I like to look after them"
"Thanks!"
"Bye"

so - he goes to the second address and another man comes to the door...

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Fine go ahead"
"Well - how many bees have you got?"
"I've got 20,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"5 hives - it's more space than they need but I like to look after them"
"Thanks!"
"Bye"

So he goes to the last address on his list and he knocks on the door:

"Hello - I'm going to start keeping bees and wondered if you wouldn't mind answering some questions?"
"Well - if I must"
"How many bees have you got?"
"I've got 100,000 bees"
"And how many hives do you keep them in?"
"One"
"....."
"Yeah ... **** 'em"

[Snotgifff]

I mean $66,000

[Snotgifff]

$65,000

[crullers]

$60,000

[jagmanss]

$65,000

[jagmanss]

Ok! I'll Bite...

$55,000

[Snotgifff]

$50,000

[Skell18]

$75,000.00

[Snotgifff]

$42,500

[squeezyjohn]

Higher!

[Snotgifff]

$36,000

[whalen]

No need to justify yourself here PP - just one look at your website and it's pretty clear that you're about as ethical and high-quality as it gets!

And with the judicious amount of sleuthing on my part that shows that it's a breeding pair who produce new baby parrots every year - I reckon that everyone is shooting way too low at the moment!

As I say ... I've had my 5 guesses - and my jokes are clearly crap!

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahha! good one!

[Snotgifff]

I'll keep guessing... I need snus. $24,000