I have a snus tip!

[Snusdog]

A mouth is a mouth...

:shock:

[Jason]

Isn't a V8 nasty enough by itself? :wink:

[Premium Parrots]

Yea....I coulda had a V-8

[chadizzy1]

How to win any argument:
(from http://allweirdnews.com/weird-advice...-any-argument/)

Make things up!

Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid, and you’re damned if you’re going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON’T say: “I think Peruvians are underpaid.” Say: “The average Peruvian’s salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum, which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level.”

NOTE: Always make up exact figures.

Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.

Memorize this list:
Let me put it this way
In terms of
Vis-a-vis
Per se
As it were
Qua
So to speak

You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as “Q.E.D.,” “e.g.,” and “i.e.” These are all short for “I speak Latin, and you do not.”

Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.

You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:
You’re begging the question.
You’re being defensive.
Don’t compare apples and oranges.
What are your parameters?

Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler.

This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say: “That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say” or “You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler.”

[Owens187]

A mouth is a mouth...

If you close your eyes tight enough, it doesn't really matter who's su.....oh nevermind. :twisted:

[justintempler]

Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler.

This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say: “That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say” or “You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler.”

Hitler was a vegetarian, therefore all vegetatians are evil! :roll:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

On October 20, 2008, Rachel Maddow, on The Rachel Maddow Show, proposed a corollary to Godwin's law stating that as the amount of time a liberal candidate is believed to be winning an election or argument increases, the probability that they will be labeled a communist or a socialist approaches one.

[ProudMarineDad]

Isn't a V8 nasty enough by itself? :wink:

Amen to that.

[chadizzy1]

Hitler was a vegetarian, therefore all vegetatians are evil! :roll:

true. anyone who would deprive themself of a good, bloody steak!

[Veganpunk]

Paul McCarthy is a vegetarian.

Josef Stalin ate meat.


There goes your evil theory!

[chadizzy1]

http://www.vegetariansareevil.com/

Pol Pot, Charlie Manson, Volkert Van der Graaf, Adolph Hitler, Ghengis Khan....hmmm....all vegetarians?

[Veganpunk]

http://www.vegetariansareevil.com/

Pol Pot, Charlie Manson, Volkert Van der Graaf, Adolph Hitler, Ghengis Khan....hmmm....all vegetarians?

What a way to stereotype there Chad!



Little to they know the box pass from hell is phase one of taking over the world!! mahahahahaha!!!!!

[chadizzy1]

hahahaha, one step at a time!

[daruckis]

Paul McCarthy is a vegetarian.

Josef Stalin ate meat.


There goes your evil theory!

McCartney.

[Allergy]

Paul McCarthy is a vegetarian.

Josef Stalin ate meat.


There goes your evil theory!

McCartney.

He could have been talking about a friend of his that is super nice, whose name is real close to McCartney. :idea:

[Veganpunk]

Damn spell check foiled me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :evil: :evil: :evil: