Snus turning you on.

[RRK]

Gross! Can this be the last one of these topics?

[Ulsterman]

removed

[tom502]

Problem is, the feeling's like being gangbanged by prison inmates.

How long were you in for?

[Sigg]

Reminds me of a kinda funny story. A few years back I worked as an in-store service tech at one of the big box electronics stores. There was a new computer salesman that had just recently finished up the whole sales spiel orientation.

You have to keep in mind that most of these stores don't really make much profit on the computer package deals (just monitor tower combo) so they try to push as many accessories, services, warranties, etc as they can. One of the big money items was the UPS units (backup batteries). It was sold on the premise that not only does it protect your new computer from power surges but also the damage that can be caused by brown-outs.
Side Note - I've been in the computer repair field for almost 10 years now and have never personally owned a backup battery so that should tell you something about how "necessary" they are.

Anyways, I guess there was a miscommunication in training because for almost a week he was selling these things to customers with the pitch that "...prevents damage from brown-eyes" :lol: He wasn't set straight until a supervisior was doing a evaluation observation on him and started cracking up ..."What did you just say..??"

[texasmade]

I like Thunder Frosted up my bum. :shock:

It's quotes like this that have a weird habit of turning up at that executive interview you might have later on in life :P

Now, the real question though is do you prefer the mini's are are you a real man and take the regular portions up the "snus" chute?

how bout them maxis...

[Karanya]

how bout them maxis...

Real men take a pris the size of a golf ball up the poop chute.

Burns like hell but your farts smell like bergamot!

--K

[Mullolley]

Maxi snus are for women so they can get their snus during their special time.

[texasmade]

:lol:

and golfball? thats for noobs..

try grapefruit up the piss hole

[Karanya]

Maxi snus are for women so they can get their snus during their special time.

Nah, for that you tie a string around an 01 or 02 portion. No drip formula = leak proof!

--K

[texasmade]

Maxi snus are for women so they can get their snus during their special time.

Nah, for that you tie a string around an 01 or 02 portion. No drip formula = leak proof!

--K

:lol: :lol:

[sheilalynn]

Maxi snus are for women so they can get their snus during their special time.

Nah, for that you tie a string around an 01 or 02 portion. No drip formula = leak proof!

--K

So glad I had that hysterectomy back in 2000...solved that problem once and for all! :lol: But hmmm...wonder how many snus would fit into a condom before it broke :P

[texasmade]

try it and then shove it up douche mans crapper hole that effed over your peoples...see how long before he's throwin up and leakin from his anus

[Mullolley]

try it and then shove it up douche mans crapper hole that effed over your peoples...see how long before he's throwin up and leakin from his anus

I feel like I missed something. Should I know who douche man is?

[sheilalynn]

try it and then shove it up douche mans crapper hole that effed over your peoples...see how long before he's throwin up and leakin from his anus

I feel like I missed something. Should I know who douche man is?

Um...maybe Ted Kennedy since he started the whole "Marlboro law"? BTW, he has been sober for a month and a half now. :lol:

Ok, that was past tasteless, hehe

[captncaveman]

try it and then shove it up douche mans crapper hole that effed over your peoples...see how long before he's throwin up and leakin from his anus

Try to catch as much of it as you can in your mouth. It would look kinda like a chili rainbow.