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  • Allergy
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    • Sep 2009
    • 227

    #1

    A Dream.

    I had a dream last night that included me and my girlfriend shopping at the local mall. As she wanted to go look at shoes or some shit, I did the usual guy "I'll be in this store" routine. I remember it was like a sporting goods store, and just past the counter was all these cans of snus. On the wall like how they sell shoes. It's quite funny because they were all stacked up, like the photos in the "pics of your snus stash" thread. I went all apeshit and was looking at them all, scanning the brands and flavors like some sort of psycho, and then carrying a huge arm-full to the registers... but then I woke up.


    I think it's an obvious sign of my desire for a local place to sell this loveliness and my desire to stop shopping with my girlfriend.
  • Veganpunk
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    • Jun 2009
    • 5382

    #2
    Nice. I've never dreamed of snus, but in the first month of using it, I would wake up in the morning and it would feel like I had a portion.

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    • sagedil
      Member
      • Nov 2007
      • 7077

      #3
      Allergy, I have some experience in dream interpretation.

      It means you want to marry your girlfriend. :wink:

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      • Allergy
        Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 227

        #4
        Originally posted by sagedil
        Allergy, I have some experience in dream interpretation.

        It means you want to marry your girlfriend. :wink:


        You better shut your mouth. :shock:


        :lol:

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        • sagedil
          Member
          • Nov 2007
          • 7077

          #5
          No seriously.

          Works this way. Your girl is in your dream with you. You are together, but yet not. When you are separated, you see the one thing you love most. In your case, snus. This is the sign of recognition when she is apart from you in your dream, that you really love her and want to be with her forever.

          Snus -> Your girlfirend.

          Sorry.

          Send me an invitation to the wedding, I promise snus related gifts.

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          • Veganpunk
            Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 5382

            #6
            I think dude just loves some snus. His girlfriend was probably talking about shoes/shopping or both earlier that day.

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            • sagedil
              Member
              • Nov 2007
              • 7077

              #7
              I like mine better. :wink:

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              • Allergy
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                • Sep 2009
                • 227

                #8
                Okay I get it... it wasn't a dream, but rather, a nightmare?

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                • sagedil
                  Member
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 7077

                  #9
                  Umm....

                  I hoe your girlfreind doesn't read Snuson. :lol: :lol:

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                  • Allergy
                    Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 227

                    #10
                    you just call my girlfriend a hoe?!




                    lol No she doesn't.

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                    • DrSnus
                      Member
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 155

                      #11
                      it means he's about to shit can her ass because he's already got the balls to walk in to another store while she's shopping :lol:

                      i am into lucid dreaming and dream interpretation myself. i spoke with a philosophy professor about my dreams (the man was very much into lucid dreaming and quantum physics.. ) and he was actually astounded by some of my dreams as they are rather profound. i'd say i am completely or partially lucid in 90% of my dreams.

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                      • sagedil
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                        • Nov 2007
                        • 7077

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Allergy

                        lol No she doesn't.
                        Are you sure?? :lol: :lol:

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                        • Allergy
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                          • Sep 2009
                          • 227

                          #13
                          No no, I will marry this girl.



                          I think I had that dream because we are poor for the time being and I so badly want to order some snus. ops: Thank goodness for that link for the free samples of Discreet.

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                          • Allergy
                            Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 227

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sagedil
                            Originally posted by Allergy

                            lol No she doesn't.
                            Are you sure?? :lol: :lol:


                            Positive. She's a Facebook/Flickr junkie.

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                            • sagedil
                              Member
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 7077

                              #15
                              Just keep believing that my friend, your life will be easier.

                              But just between you and me, you are a fool if you don't think she will be curious. Unless she simply doesn't know you post on Snuson. I have never met a chick that won't snoop.

                              And if I am right, I suspect you will hear about it now. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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