1.0 The Original Box Pass

[ddandb]

So heading off to work this morning, I see a box sitting at my front door. Suddenly, worried that someone sent Box to me by mistake, I made an illegal u-turn, circled around, parked on the street and walked up to look at the box.


it was same shape as Box but addressed to my neighbor. :wink:

So what was in it?

[zmanzero]

So what was in it?

girdles for the fat lady next door. i peeked. :P

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

The suspense is killing me!

[Snidely Whiplash]

So, are us common folk ever going to know what was in Box? Or will it just remain as one of the mysteries of the universe?

[ddandb]

To all participants , cheering committee, and anyone else who was interested in ....
'The common sense, have fun, hey it's only snus, SnusOn Box Pass.'
I wanted to put out a little information and make an announcement.

Box is unfortunately still unaccounted for. Thankfully the last person who had box shipped him by UPS so there was tracking information. According to this Box was delivered to SnusinUSA on July 27th. Box was left at his door.
SnusinUSA's last post on this forum was also July 27th. His post time was about 4 or 5 hours before delivery time.
One of three things has obviously happened.
1. An emergency came up and SnusinUSA was called away
2. Box was stolen from his front door and he feels bad about it and is not reporting in to us.
3. The unthinkable happened ad SnusinUSA now has a lot of snus and freebies.

I'm still hoping for number 1.. well sort of.. I mean I don't want to here that some bad emergency came up for him but it would explain things.

Regardless of what happened at this point If no word is given to Boxes whereabouts by Monday August 3rd. I will be conducting a memorial service here on the forums for him.
At that time all participants in the box pass will be asked to say a few words about box and also reveal the contents they found inside.
Those that weren't part of the box pass but were still here cheering box on and following his progress can also say a few words.


BUT I ask everyone to light a candle, place it in a empty snus container and keep it lit in your window and hopefully guide Box back home this weekend.

[tom502]

He probably just got sidetracked and hadn't made it to the PO.

[sagedil]

No, Absolutely NOT....I refuse. Box is OK, I know it!!!

[ddandb]

No, Absolutely NOT....I refuse. Box is OK, I know it!!!

Let's see what happens over the weekend.

and light your candle.

Unlike people who have to be missing for 7 years until being declared legally dead... In a box pass if you haven't heard anything form the person who received it within 7 days of the known delivery date then the odds of a successful conclusion are very slim and as hard as it is to do the facts must be faced.

[Premium Parrots]

We better reserve the Staples Stadium just in case we need to have a public memorial. OMG what about his estate? Who gets his three little portions that he leaves behind? Who gets all the millions of dollars he leaves behind? What about Sneverland? If his tin ever shows up do you think we might be allowed to lay him to rest at Sneverland? If so maybe we can turn Sneverland into an everlasting memorial/amusement park to remember him by. Oh What A World.....What A World!!!

[sagedil]

No, Absolutely NOT....I refuse. Box is OK, I know it!!!

Let's see what happens over the weekend.

and light your candle.

Unlike people who have to be missing for 7 years until being declared legally dead... In a box pass if you haven't heard anything form the person who received it within 7 days of the known delivery date then the odds of a successful conclusion are very slim and as hard as it is to do the facts must be faced.

NO. I will never give up hope for Box. NEVER!!!

[ddandb]

No, Absolutely NOT....I refuse. Box is OK, I know it!!!

Let's see what happens over the weekend.

and light your candle.

Unlike people who have to be missing for 7 years until being declared legally dead... In a box pass if you haven't heard anything from the person who received it within 7 days of the known delivery date then the odds of a successful conclusion are very slim and as hard as it is to do the facts must be faced.

NO. I will never give up hope for Box. NEVER!!!

But consider this...
If box shows up after the memorial service that will mean that he has resurrected form the dead.
He immediately gains deity status. A new religion based on suns will emerge. Those of us who participated in the pass will be his Apostles.

[zmanzero]

*this is damn depressing*

let's hope for the best. i wasn't in on this pass, but it's one of the first things i would read on the web with my coffee in the morning. kind of takes the air out of the sails for Box to be missing.

[lxskllr]

I know some guys up in Jersey. I'm just sayin'... :^D

[Premium Parrots]

I know some guys up in Jersey. I'm just sayin'... :^D

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now thats funny

[Mamafish83]

I...just don`t know what to say. Part of me is getting angry...part of me worried...and then part of me wants to take a trip up north!

Can`t remember if anyone`s said anything about it...but what about our generous "originator"! I for one feel horrible for you DDandB. You`re generous spirit is what made this pass so special to begin with...something must be done! I will light my candle...but more action must be taken should box stay missing,....

*plots a secret plan*