When You used to smoke

[pangloss]

This ones for you ddandb :wink:

Course we take our snus too seriously. It's still such a novelty in the US that the few that have been exposed have congregated around this site with a common interest to chew the ole fat...

Sure we talk shop and ask for advice on flavors reviews etc. But that can only go on for so long. After all a new order is taking over a week to get here.

Gotta have something to do in between...

P.S. when I smoked I tried to learn a bunch of lighter tricks with my zippo :P

yes i tried to impress girls with it.

No it didn't work...

[lxskllr]

Not enough poll options. I used both techniques, as well as letting it burn out in the ashtray.

[bakerbarber]

I never really liked using matches. The sulphur smell ruined the cigarette. I was never patient enough to let it burn a second before lighting up.

I never really liked zippos either because of the lighter fluid smell.

I do however keep matches in the bathroom. Not for smoking cigarettes. They do wonders when I get that not so fresh feeling. Beats nasty aerosol potpourri any day.

[sydb]

A real smoker extinguishes the match on the tip of the tongue.

[pangloss]

A real smoker has trouble lighter cigarettes b/c he's sooo damn cool.

He has to use a blow torch.

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Switch thread to Chuck Norris jokes.... NOW!

[pangloss]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[Snusophile]

I never really used matches much, only 50 cent lighters because I would seem to lose them every week. I kept a couple Zippo's too because they were so damn expensive.

[pangloss]

I never really used matches much, only 50 cent lighters because I would seem to lose them every week. I kept a couple Zippo's too because they were so damn expensive.

Snusophile you gotta add a chuck norris joke :P

[rickcharles606]

I always blew a match out.




Crop circles aren't made by aliens. Chuck Norris told that corn to lay the **** down!

[Premium Parrots]

I used to throw them at my wife.




Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[rickcharles606]

I never really used matches much, only 50 cent lighters because I would seem to lose them every week. I kept a couple Zippo's too because they were so damn expensive.

I'll put one in for him..


Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!

[rickcharles606]

did I already say that I blow matches out?? Well, i do...



Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

[Jason]

I never really liked using matches. The sulphur smell ruined the cigarette. I was never patient enough to let it burn a second before lighting up.

I never really liked zippos either because of the lighter fluid smell.

I do however keep matches in the bathroom. Not for smoking cigarettes. They do wonders when I get that not so fresh feeling. Beats nasty aerosol potpourri any day.

This pretty much sums it up for me, as well.

I was a bit of a zippo freak, though...I liked the ritualistic nature of zippo use. And yes, knowing the fancy tricks does impress the ladies, but even using one normally made you just a little bit cooler than the next guy. 8)

[justintempler]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

[malkav]

I would "flick" it at the ground like a used smoke. 6 o clock flick