People skills....
WTF?
WTF?
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A few of mine..............
And this is fun for the whole family
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Hahahahahahhahah! I just sharpened my chain saw Too!wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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All of the snus my freezer has fit in
Thunder and coffee, pants I have shit in
Five dollar hookers tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Properly shaving my face and my noodle
Chinese food that once was a poodle
Nazi aliens fly to the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blood drenched slashes
Supergluing my ex wife's nose and eyelashes
Body parts fed to alligators in the Spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
(Someone else)
I laugh like mad
and simply remember my favorite things
And life isn't so baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd
Thank you. I'll be here all week.....Comment
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ya......I'm thinkin that Monkey is a twisted closet poet.
not that theres anything wrong with thatGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Cops with flat tires that everyone passes,
Stupid bike riders that fall on their asses,
Runny eye matter that spring pollen brings...
These are a few of my favorite things!
A boss that blames others each time that he screws up,
Dried cans of Probe Whiskey I'm trying to use up.
My government system makes me want to scream...
These are a few of my favorite things!
Freakin' Wal-Mart,
Greasy Beer Farts,
Tax Man raped me bad...
But a Prilla of Prima and a Fifty Inch Screen - And then I don't FEEEL SOOO BAAAAAAAD!Comment
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lmao.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Good Monkey!wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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beer. boobs. nuff said.Comment
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Thanks Chad.Comment
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Weird. At first (earlier this week), my baking skills were creating perfect barrels of snus goodness. Now they are getting crappy. It almost reminds me... -
The following story from Metro outlining PPs skills at the craft table ... I also hear that Crow is looking for a bird in New Zealand!!
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I've been gathering together some information on this product recently and so I thought I'd share it incase it might be useful to anyone else that is looking to use the product. ...04-05-19, 12:23 PM
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Daily chores at the Rainier Beach Urban Farm and Wetlands Preserve, and the skills and decision-making required to keep the enterprise going, are aimed...02-09-12, 01:38 AM
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Ok so here's the deal.....
I got super excited at Copenhagen airport last Monday and picked up three tins of General Loose. A bit ambitious...
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