NEWS FLASH: IKEA TO SELL FULL LINE OF SNUS IN U.S.!!!!!!

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  • Dead Rabbit
    Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 315

    NEWS FLASH: IKEA TO SELL FULL LINE OF SNUS IN U.S.!!!!!!

    JUST KIDDING
  • eli
    Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 243

    #2
    you rat bastard...

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    • Dead Rabbit
      Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 315

      #3
      thats rabbit bastard

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        dam roadkill, huh?
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Erik327
          Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 64

          #5
          Dude, what a dirty friggin' trick. I've got a good mind to beat you with a rubber hose.......

          :lol:

          But, you got me to look, and for a second, get excited. Good one!



          Cheers,

          Erik

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          • Soft Morning, City!
            Member
            • Sep 2007
            • 772

            #6
            April Fools has come and gone, dammit!

            That being said, good one, mate. You almost succeeded in getting me to spit out the delicious grilled cheese sandwich that I'm currently dining upon.

            The day that Ikea starts selling snus is the day that I find Jesus.

            I wouldn't bet on either happening anytime soon.

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              Is Jesus lost?
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Dead Rabbit
                Member
                • Mar 2008
                • 315

                #8
                [quote="Soft Morning, City!"]

                The day that Ikea starts selling snus is the day that I find Jesus.

                quote]



                I will remeber that....

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                • skruf_mcgruff
                  Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 267

                  #9
                  As someone who has never been in an ikea I actually believed this, I heard they sell swedish meatballs and some other funny little chunks of sweden, figured it might be possible

                  tricked

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                  • löser
                    New Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    Is Jesus lost?
                    Or rather löst?

                    Loose snus on Sundays... that might draw me into the pews.

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                    • Soft Morning, City!
                      Member
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 772

                      #11
                      Originally posted by löser

                      Or rather löst?
                      Genius.

                      I want a doormat that says "get löst."

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                      • Subtilo
                        Member
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 524

                        #12
                        Soft Morning: HA HA HA! Brilliant!

                        I wouldn't be surprised if IKEA would do such a thing. Their shops always offers typical Swedish goods (food, candy and such).

                        I actually believe it has been the coincidence - my mom (who is Swedish) once told me that she saw snus in an IKEA. It might have been in Sweden though ... and then it really wouldn't surprise me.

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                        • slatter
                          Member
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 84

                          #13
                          i think you should be beaten like the red headed step child you are. that was just down right mean. i like others above have not set foot inside an ikea and ... that was just mean

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                          • Anti
                            Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 140

                            #14
                            Oh, man. Not cool.

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                            • slatter
                              Member
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 84

                              #15
                              ohh come on i was just kidding i would never really do that. i am sorry i kind of have a dark sense of humor i apologize if i offended anyone. but it did have me going there for a little bit.

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