Don't do this.....

[shikitohno]

I'm now going to forever be suspicious of anyone I meet who has an icetool.

[Monkey]

And remember to never go ass to mouth with an icetool, whatever you decide to do.

Best quote ever.

[shikitohno]

Oh man, that sig will be taken way out of context once it propagates across other threads. I await the lulz once I see it start showing up across the forum, Monkey.

[Snusdog]

It's my preferred ROA for most other drugs.

Hey............ has anyone seen the bong...................awe daaaamn dude...........not again

[squeezyjohn]

Just in case you american people were wondering. The direction this thread is taking is not indicative of the standard UK approach to tobacco use!

It is now tomorrow here, and sydb has not been back yet. Hmmm.

Hang on! I've just seen a long black car going past my house very slowly with an icetool up it's exhaust pipe.

[shikitohno]

Maybe Ice put out a hit on sydb.

[precious007]

LoL, be careful with that shit man, it might cause some serious infection..

I might be wrong, but still lol

[shikitohno]

It's not really all that likely to cause a serious infection. You'd have more to worry about from your own faecal matter if you developed a tear in your rectum than you would from tobacco.

[dpete]

Just in case you american people were wondering. The direction this thread is taking is not indicative of the standard UK approach to tobacco use!

All I can say is the first UK dweller that asks if they can bum some snus from me will get the evil eye....

[sydb]

OK thanks for all the encouraging posts!

I've gone all day without snus, just the odd noseful of some shitty snuff I should have paid more attention to when picking, it was dry and clumpy, not great.

And within the last five minutes I've put about half my originally planned quantity up my hole, so that's around 250mg.

I reckon the smaller amount will actually get absorbed more quickly as it will disintegrate in my rectum. A bigger plug would hold it's form and absorption would take place only from the surface.

It stings a bit at first but nothing serious. Now there's just a pleasant warmth up there.

I can feel the nicotine in my head now. Nice, I was gasping!

If it gets too much I'll squirt some water up there and wash it out.

Can't really taste anything though.... kind of glad as I don't really want the flavourings in my bloodstream.

[Bigblue1]

Wow! Just Wow!

[lxskllr]

:^D

I honestly don't know what to make of this. You're either a very creative troll, or one crazy cat. Either way, keep on keepin' on :^D

[sydb]

No troll, and I don't think I'm crazy, I just don't pay much attention to taboos etc.

And just to clarify I'm not doing this to get a bigger hit. The way my teeth are right now, after the whitening process, they are more porous than normal and any staining will be very readily absorbed. I have to be super-careful for a few days if I don't want to ruin them.

This woman I know, who isn't my mum, is always going on at me about giving up snus and she's taking this opportunity to turn it up a notch. I mean, **** her, but if I can establish a protocol for rectal admin then I can stealth snus.

[Monkey]

I really want this to be a serious reply.....but I know me and I am sure there will be a joke thrown in.....so really, don't take this the wrong way or anything.....

How stealthy is "butt snusing"? It is kinda obvious putting it in......especially in public. I know.....hit a restroom.....but what about on extended car rides or the train? How does this fit in to an everyday lifestyle? How do you do this at work?

Second and final question......what about leakage? Brown underpants? Does this rule out freeballing? What about extended sitting? What happens if you fart?

Really. It is more morbid curiosity than anything else. You don't HAVE to answer and I really am not remotely interested in trying it. I personally don't mind a little tooth staining as i am an avid coffee drinker anyway but my underwear costs would be through the roof....a tiny skid mark and it goes in the trash.

[sydb]

I really want this to be a serious reply.....but I know me and I am sure there will be a joke thrown in.....so really, don't take this the wrong way or anything.....

Stop fretting, my skin is quite thick.

How stealthy is "butt snusing"? It is kinda obvious putting it in......especially in public. I know.....hit a restroom.....but what about on extended car rides or the train? How does this fit in to an everyday lifestyle? How do you do this at work?

Yeah, the insertion is not stealthy, but as you say there are private places even in public. My car doesn't have a toilet but there are service stations which do! Trains have toilets. So do offices. Basically the answer to your first question is, toilets (aka restrooms).

Second and final question......what about leakage? Brown underpants? Does this rule out freeballing? What about extended sitting? What happens if you fart?

The anal sphincter is pretty good at retaining the contents of the rectum. I had to look up freeball, no I don't see why it would be ruled out. I imagine if you have a leaky anus, perhaps from vigorous fisting or other activities involving energetic anal stretching, leakage could be a problem, but if not, I wouldn't worry I will be farting with care - over the toilet while "loaded" - until I have a better appreciation of the forces in play.

Really. It is more morbid curiosity than anything else. You don't HAVE to answer and I really am not remotely interested in trying it. I personally don't mind a little tooth staining as i am an avid coffee drinker anyway but my underwear costs would be through the roof....a tiny skid mark and it goes in the trash.

Really? Why not just wash them?

It's been a while since I had a skid mark, to be honest, due at least in part to my post-dump cleaning policy - I like to get my finger right up there (shrouded in bum wipe) and polish my rectum till it's squeaky clean.