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  • chadizzy1
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 7432

    #31
    Best part of the article. Should be a new warning!

    Excessive rectal administration of moist snuff may be life threatening.

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    • CoderGuy
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 2679

      #32
      Originally posted by chadizzy1 View Post
      Best part of the article. Should be a new warning!

      Excessive rectal administration of moist snuff may be life threatening.
      LOL knowing WA state they will start charging tax for anal snus.

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      • frazz
        Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 46

        #33
        Originally posted by CoderGuy View Post
        LOL knowing WA state they will start charging tax for anal snus.
        Would they call this a Duty Tax

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        • frazz
          Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 46

          #34
          One more bad joke on this.

          The "a" and "s" are right next to each other on the keyboard. Could it be that the person typing up the label typed "anus" instead of "snus"?

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          • Speedoape
            Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 311

            #35
            Originally posted by frazz View Post
            One more bad joke on this.

            The "a" and "s" are right next to each other on the keyboard. Could it be that the person typing up the label typed "anus" instead of "snus"?
            That IS what it would read if he typed it on his IPhone. That happens all the time! Damn you autocorrect!!

            Wonder how much Los with an Icetool he could get in there.... O.o

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            • captncaveman
              Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 924

              #36
              wouldn't that be illegal in his state? Sodomy?

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              • fishmeat
                Member
                • Feb 2011
                • 767

                #37
                Originally posted by Speedoape View Post
                That IS what it would read if he typed it on his IPhone. That happens all the time! Damn you autocorrect!!

                Wonder how much Los with an Icetool he could get in there.... O.o
                Oh, I'd say about 4 clicks with a 5ml...

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                • Xobeloot
                  Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2542

                  #38
                  ROFL! This reminds me of when I got stopped with my icetool at an airport security checkpoint and told them it was a rectal cream inserting tool. It didn't get as many laughs as I had hoped for

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                  • Snusdog
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6752

                    #39
                    Originally posted by frazz
                    Would they call this a Duty Tax
                    Whahhahhahaahaaaaaha....................now that is funny


                    But seriously..............tamponed snus is oral?.....................I thought you all were butt snusers

                    So all this talk about moving the portion and changing cheaks................completely legit then?

                    Well................guess ya learn something new everyday


                    Still

                    just one more reason


                    LOS RULES


                    cause I don't see no vids of people ass packing a pris


                    but then again..............that would be one hell of a mud slide
                    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                    • EbenezerScrews
                      Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 60

                      #40
                      Do you think an ass full of frosted would make your farts smell minty fresh?

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                      • sydb
                        Member
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 27

                        #41
                        But in all seriousness

                        Anyone actually tried this in a sensible way? It's my preferred ROA for most other drugs. I've just had my teeth whitened and would like to keep them that way.

                        I'm thinking the easiest way would be to attach some cotton thread to a portion and poke it up there with my finger (or someone else's). I don't have any portions at the moment, though. I could use an icetool to get some skruf stark lös up there, my only fear is not being able to get it out if it's too much.

                        Basically if anyone has any pointers on dose or any other wisdom which they would like to share. PM me if you'd rather not go public!

                        Cheers!

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                        • EricHill78
                          Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 4253

                          #42
                          I am so confused honestly.. lol

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                          • sydb
                            Member
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 27

                            #43
                            Originally posted by EricHill78
                            I am so confused honestly.. lol
                            This is about putting snus up one's rectum

                            **** it I'm putting some lös up.

                            Rectal absorption of most drugs is typically second only to injection and smoking. So need to be cautious.

                            Lethal nicotine dose is 40-60mg.

                            10mg nicotine in 1g skruf stark lös.

                            1mg nicotine in average cigarette.

                            Absorption will be much slower than cigarette, though, rectum prefers to absorb aqueous solutions, not lumps of organic matter.

                            So I reckon aim for around 5mg nicotine = 0.5g skruf stark.

                            On my 3ml aluminium icetool this is enough to expose the hole through the shaft an no more. Very small amount.

                            Will be putting this into practice tomorrow.

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                            • shikitohno
                              Member
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 1156

                              #44
                              Originally posted by sydb
                              This is about putting snus up one's rectum

                              **** it I'm putting some lös up.

                              Rectal absorption of most drugs is typically second only to injection and smoking. So need to be cautious.

                              Lethal nicotine dose is 40-60mg.

                              10mg nicotine in 1g skruf stark lös.

                              1mg nicotine in average cigarette.

                              Absorption will be much slower than cigarette, though, rectum prefers to absorb aqueous solutions, not lumps of organic matter.

                              So I reckon aim for around 5mg nicotine = 0.5g skruf stark.

                              On my 3ml aluminium icetool this is enough to expose the hole through the shaft an no more. Very small amount.

                              Will be putting this into practice tomorrow.
                              Should probably make a video, for...uh, posterity's sake or something.

                              Seriously, if you're worried about your teeth getting stained, you'd probably be better off just, I don't know, brushing your teeth regularly. And when you crap your pants, don't say I didn't warn you it would happen. There's really no need to take snus, or any tobacco rectally, though. Rectal administration of drugs is only more efficient than other ROAs because it bypasses first-pass metabolism, and offers a high concentration of blood vessels to transport the drug into your system. Since you don't eat tobacco to catch a buzz off it, you don't need to worry about metabolism reducing the amount of nicotine entering your system. And the mouth already has some of the highest concentration of blood vessels of any where in the body. You really only stand to heighten your chances of detrimental effects, with a minimal increase in positive effects, if you see any such increase at all. And remember to never go ass to mouth with an icetool, whatever you decide to do.

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                              • lxskllr
                                Member
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 13435

                                #45
                                WTF?! This IceTool tastes like shit :^D

                                You can do what you want, but you won't get any endorsement from me :^D

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