If you have children, lock them in their rooms immediately. Nicorette has released a new product called "mini Lozenge". According to their site, they contain 4mg of nicotine (Camel Orbs have 0.83mg) and deliver nicotine "3x faster" than other NRT products. These things look like candy and are available in an alluring mint flavor. As well, they are packaged in a container "about the size of a lighter"; imagine how many children will get their nicotine fix without their teachers and parents knowing. The language describing the product on the Nicorette site is filled with phrases children and teenagers use, like: "... brand-new way to make quitting suck less." The nicotine apocalypse is about to begin. Make sure to buy pad-locks and security cameras to ensure your kindergartner doesn't get hooked on this lethal, immoral product.

http://www.nicorette.com/products/nicorette-mini.aspx


http://www.nicorette.com/products/nicorette-mini.aspx
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