Can't reach to wipe??

[Premium Parrots]

I thought you were supposed to sit on the carpet and drag your a$$ around until it's clean... at least that's what my friend's dog does.

sonObitch......you beat me to it. Good post.

[Frosted]

Felt sh!t this morning.

Toilet paper ripped.

[ChaoticGemini]

Yeah the Japanese know what they're doing. I was conjuring memories of Mongolian outhouses and Uzbek public squatters... Definitely no buttons to speak of lol. Or overhead lighting, for that matter.

Do a temple stay at one of the old temples and it will be exactly like your memories.

[Premium Parrots]

All you ever wanted to know about shit.....a a whole lot more

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

[GoVegan]

All you ever wanted to know about shit.....a a whole lot more

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

Thanks for sharing that story with us!

Hmmm.... it looks a bit like Los after a mudslide!

[Premium Parrots]

the comments at the end are classic...........

[WickedKitchen]

I can't believe I read that S, PP. Yuck

[CoderGuy]

the comments at the end are classic...........

They are LOL

What a story! Sounds like she needs some major help, hope she gets it.

Edit: In case anyone is interested there are a couple follow-up posts

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/129351.html

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/129918.html

[Premium Parrots]

bump.......for snusdog. Just incase he forgot.

[kreigle]

I would be bothered by my toilet talking to me. It's difficult enough having my kids talk to me though the door...

Yours talk though the door? Ours walk right on in. Our youngest (3yrs) even walks in on company insisting on watching...

[precious007]

bump.......for snusdog. Just incase he forgot.

lmao

wiping is nasty - people should start washing instead of wiping

[Premium Parrots]

lmao

wiping is nasty - people should start washing instead of wiping

ahh....put a cork in it.