Can't reach to wipe??

[Simplysnus]

"Please squat a bit closer."

[sgreger1]

Wtf? Where can i buy this? As an american i demand my toilet be superior to those in other countries.

[Owens187]

Over here that control panel would be covered in graffitti.......

Vatos Locos forever holmes!...

[desirexe]

hehehe..I like the butt buttons, or are those boob buttons?? That's way too high tech for me and makes my thermostat seem simple to use!

[CoderGuy]

hehehe..I like the butt buttons, or are those boob buttons?? That's way too high tech for me and makes my thermostat seem simple to use!

Yeah, as beautiful as it is, you shouldn't have to read a manual to take a dump LOL

[Owens187]

.....Is that a bacon button on the right? Mmmmm, bacon.

[WickedKitchen]

I don't like the comfort height toilets. I like the lower ones 'cos I like the spread...makes cleaning easy though with metamucil I shoot nice hard rockets.

My brother and his wife both stand up to wipe. Someone posted about that earlier...eww.

[Big L]

hehehe..I like the butt buttons, or are those boob buttons?? That's way too high tech for me and makes my thermostat seem simple to use!

They are butt buttons. You can even choose a strong water spray or a gentle mist.

Sadly that's not a bacon button, it's an air flow that dries your butt. But bacon would be awesome.

[Big L]

Yeah, as beautiful as it is, you shouldn't have to read a manual to take a dump LOL

Some of them actually talk to you, so you don't have to read the manual, provided you speak Japanese. The first time I used a talking one it scared the crap out of me until I realized it was the toilet talking to me. Only in Japan.

[CoderGuy]

Some of them actually talk to you, so you don't have to read the manual, provided you speak Japanese. The first time I used a talking one it scared the crap out of me until I realized it was the toilet talking to me. Only in Japan.

LOL What does it say to you? Things like, "I recommend more fiber in your diet" or "Mmmmm that pizza you had was very good" lol

[Tobakssmak]

butt bacon would not be awesome.

fyp

[Frosted]

I used those toilets when I was in Japan. I didn't realise what they did until I got on it.

I got off pretty sharpish.

[Roo]

Japanese toilets are awesome. You have the option of either the squat over the hole in the ground, or the high tech ones with a million buttons. I used both kinds when I was there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

Yeah the Japanese know what they're doing. I was conjuring memories of Mongolian outhouses and Uzbek public squatters... Definitely no buttons to speak of lol. Or overhead lighting, for that matter.

[Monkey]

I would be bothered by my toilet talking to me. It's difficult enough having my kids talk to me though the door...

Also, I am not a fan of jets of water shot into my rectum.

I lean forward to wipe, I could never stand to do it.

[CoderGuy]

I would be bothered by my toilet talking to me. It's difficult enough having my kids talk to me though the door...

Also, I am not a fan of jets of water shot into my rectum.

I lean forward to wipe, I could never stand to do it.

I thought you were supposed to sit on the carpet and drag your a$$ around until it's clean... at least that's what my friend's dog does.