Building an Arc in Iowa

[Simplysnus]

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/d...-flood-waters/


Basketball court is floating as well in hilton coliseum, doh.

[snusgetter]

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Wonder if they ended up having to pay for the life jackets??

Some Wal-Mart workers donned life jackets from the store’s sporting goods department after discovering firefighters didn’t have sufficient life jackets within their own supplies, said Susan Gwiasda, a City of Ames spokeswoman.

Employee's discount, maybe?

[Simplysnus]

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Wonder if they ended up having to pay for the life jackets??
Employee's discount, maybe?

Given it's walmart, probably so, hah.

[Darwin]

See now that's what i mean about spell checkers being useless. They don't do context. "Arc" is a perfectly fine word but there's not a spell checker made that could divine that the spelling "ark" was correct in this case.

[Simplysnus]

No way man, I was talking about building the arc welder to construct the means of escape shown above..

[Darwin]

I have it on good authority that Noah's favorite tool was an ark welder.

[Simplysnus]

I have it on good authority that Noah's favorite tool was an ark welder.

The burning bush if full of it, I swear.

[sgreger1]

The burning bush if full of it, I swear.

Lol, the burning bush was just god trolling moses.

[lxskllr]

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/d...-flood-waters/


Basketball court is floating as well in hilton coliseum, doh.

How are you making out with the water? Good I hope....

[f. bandersnatch]

Edit: I read the article, after making some markedly offensive comments about Iowa.

I will say that being stuck in a wallmart during a flood is one of my primary nightmare end of the world sequences. Getting stuck in an Iowa wallmart during the zombie apocalypse is, however, a very exciting prospect to me. I am assuming that they sell guns in Iowa wallmarts.

[Simplysnus]

How are you making out with the water? Good I hope....

Not too bad, I ran some stuff up to my cousin in Ames with a 9 month old. Other than a few routes around town being shut down here, we're good.

I sandbagged quite a bit back in my day, can't do that stuff anymore, hah.

[amdusias]

Edit: I read the article, after making some markedly offensive comments about Iowa.

I will say that being stuck in a wallmart during a flood is one of my primary nightmare end of the world sequences. Getting stuck in an Iowa wallmart during the zombie apocalypse is, however, a very exciting prospect to me. I am assuming that they sell guns in Iowa wallmarts.

Nope, no guns in the Iowa Wal-Marts. I have checked, I wanted to buy a shotgun but they dont carry them or ammo, just knives and fishing gear.

And it's OK to make offensive comments about Iowa, I do, I really dont like living here, I used to live in San Francisco. I'm now stuck in the black hole known as Iowa.

[sgreger1]

Nope, no guns in the Iowa Wal-Marts. I have checked, I wanted to buy a shotgun but they dont carry them or ammo, just knives and fishing gear.

And it's OK to make offensive comments about Iowa, I do, I really dont like living here, I used to live in San Francisco. I'm now stuck in the black hole known as Iowa.

Wait, you think Iowa sucks compared to san francisco? God, remind me to NEVER go to Iowa lol. I hate san fran.