I don't have any kids, but someday I hope to have some so that I can teach them about the many wondrous and dangerous things in this world by letting them experience them first hand and then laughing at their ignorance and folly. I applaud this parenting model.
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friend of mine and I were sitting around drinking one night.. had a few habaneros on hand, so i sliced one up and we ate it.. at the sink 2 minutes later pouring milk over our tongues..
i got a call an hour or so after he left, his wife was laughing hysterically... he went to take a piss, apparently not washing his hands before hand and was in the background hollering "MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!!!!!!" and hadn't connected the dots that it was the habanero.
/cool story bro.Comment
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Originally posted by f. bandersnatch View Post
......then one day when you are old and your kid is caring for you, you will be so dam sorry that you gave em a hard time, when your diaper needs changeing and they stand there and laff at you rather than change it for you.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Originally posted by RedMacGregor View Post
hey!! thats usually the compliment my wife yells at me when I show her a good time. "OMG OMG YOUR PENIS IS ON FIRE TONIGHT!!! when you going to get that reduction surgery anyway"??Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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hahahaha i didnt think it was that bad until you said she was 12. i guess that kinda makes you a dick. funny nonetheless!Comment
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I'm not sure, but I'm guessing you probably violated the "do no harm" clause in the World Parenting Organization...LMAO, so I agree you're a dick...ahaha!
I am too though, I bet my 14yr old sone that he couldn't eat 8 wings of Satan from a local guys wing hut. He got to 6 and quit...tears rolling down his face, the whole nine. I paid him the next day when he came out of the bathroom crying because of the napalm shit. I felt horrible, and he still reminds me ..the little shit, lolComment
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You should have at least gave her $10.00 bucks for trying. Next time tell her to go for bread instead of water. It will cool down things a lot faster.Comment
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Use milk...it binds to the capsaicins and washes them away faster. Think I saw it on Mythbusters or something, lolOriginally posted by GoVegan View PostComment
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just watching Kick Ass.
Lxskllr is the guy played by Nick Cage. First half hour. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.Comment
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LMAO, true that, true that. The movie was pretty good.Originally posted by bakerbarber View PostComment
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Man Convicted of Bigamy With Mom, Daughter
Emirates 24/7 ^
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A teenage girl chopped her father's head clean off with a bush knife after he raped her in their home in the highlands of Papua New Guinea.
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Drink 'like eating 68 bits of bacon" (2,000-CALORIE milkshake dubbed the worst drink in the US)
The Sun ^ | 26 May 2010 |
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A furious father has disowned his own daughter in a stinging letter - after she kicked her son out because he was gay.
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What the heck is going on here?
Love the part about the postmen doing the work...I guess efficiency makes way too much sense.
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