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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Special Blanket Used by PP

    PP recently posted that his farts don't smell. I think I have discovered the reason:
    MyFOXny.com reported that the campaign for the supposed Better Marriage Blanket is not on TV but has been viewed more than one million times online since March 31.

    One online marketing site called it "this year's Snuggie".

    The ad claims it is a "real solution to a very real problem", and that the blanket was designed by a Denver science teacher by the name of Francis Bibbo.

    The product's website went as far as to say that the blanket contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.

    You might have trouble matching it with your current bedroom colour palette, though, as it only comes in two colours, white or beige, which sounds like the safer bet.


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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9772

    #2
    The real reason my farts don't smell is because they don't have a nose.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • daruckis
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 2277

      #3
      that thing is so gay.

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9772

        #4
        It might be a great blanket to wrap bodies in before putting them in the big blue barrels tho.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • sgreger1
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 9451

          #5
          Lol I just came across this the other night. Hilarious. I love how they advertise, like if they are selling shoes it would say "Say high performance fabric the US MILITARY uses in the boots of their boots" lol

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