Fun in the shower

[LaZeR]

Not sure what this thread is about but I've been so depressed haven't been able to masturbate for damn near a week now.

[Roo]

Not sure what this thread is about but I've been so depressed haven't been able to masturbate for damn near a week now.

I just heard the grinding of the gears that make the world go 'round. Get to whackin' LaZeR, before we all die

[LaZeR]

Not sure what this thread is about but I've been so depressed haven't been able to masturbate for damn near a week now.

I just heard the grinding of the gears that make the world go 'round. Get to whackin' LaZeR, before we all die

This is serious. I am so damn depressed I can't even get a hard on. I wouldn't even care about my p3nis right now if I didn't need it to piss. I know that's pretty damn bad. :cry:

[sgreger1]

When i lived in Oklahoma ticks were always out there waiting to get you. Burn it off with a lighter!


Ticks are nasty and can easily go undetected, I would suggest going to the Dr if it's been in there for a minute.

[MojoQuestor]

Not sure what this thread is about but I've been so depressed haven't been able to masturbate for damn near a week now.

I just heard the grinding of the gears that make the world go 'round. Get to whackin' LaZeR, before we all die

This is serious. I am so damn depressed I can't even get a hard on. I wouldn't even care about my p3nis right now if I didn't need it to piss. I know that's pretty damn bad. :cry:

You know, I've never been that depressed, and I was treated for bipolar disorder once upon a time.

I've been too *sick* to milk the weasel, but only for a day or two.

Maybe you need to eat some raw oysters or something

[LaZeR]

You know, I've never been that depressed, and I was treated for bipolar disorder once upon a time.

I've been too *sick* to milk the weasel, but only for a day or two.

Maybe you need to eat some raw oysters or something

This is bad. I dunno if its the 2 xanax I took tonight but seriously.

[Snusdog]

I love to hike. Just about every weekend I’m in the woods.

Now there could be just one tick in a 5000 acre forest and before the day is out he will be on me.

Once I had one fully dug in on the underside of my pecker (guess he liked large timber :wink: ). Anyway that was disturbing even for this redneck mountain boy.

Ticks, Poison Ivey, and fire ants are among the reasons why I could never be a Hindu. I see em and they have just got to die.

Oh and since we are on things disturbing…………

Fire ant balls are the worst.

When an area floods fire ants blow little bubbles and then link arms and breathe from the bubble to survive. They form huge balls like this with the queen in the middle. The minute they hit something dry, they engulf it. Bad news if you’re in a john boat and even brush against one.

Water moccasins do much the same thing…..but they are easier to spot.

I will unload some serious cartridge at the sight of any vermin in a ball floating my way


dog :twisted:

[sheilalynn]

I do plan on mentioning it to the doc when I go next week since I have an appointment anyways, just in case :wink:

But daaammmnnnn...some of you really have had them in worse places! The only other one I had on me was on my thigh and that was bad enough. But in nether-regions or in cleavage...yikes! Maybe I'll go find one of those Barbie Steel Bras that protected her against GI Joe's Kung Fu Grip back in the 70's :lol: No tick would be able to penetrate that!

And Lazer...that sign was hilarious :P

[daruckis]

You know, I've never been that depressed, and I was treated for bipolar disorder once upon a time.

I've been too *sick* to milk the weasel, but only for a day or two.

Maybe you need to eat some raw oysters or something

This is bad. I dunno if its the 2 xanax I took tonight but seriously.

that sign is awesome. especially when you consider how the came to the conclusion that semen was the blockage. some plumber had to yank a giant jizz bomb out of the pipes.

[GoVegan]

Not sure what this thread is about but I've been so depressed haven't been able to masturbate for damn near a week now.

I am sure it will be the "shot heard around the world" when you get back to normal.

[sgreger1]

I love to hike. Just about every weekend I’m in the woods.

Now there could be just one tick in a 5000 acre forest and before the day is out he will be on me.

Once I had one fully dug in on the underside of my pecker (guess he liked large timber :wink: ). Anyway that was disturbing even for this redneck mountain boy.

Ticks, Poison Ivey, and fire ants are among the reasons why I could never be a Hindu. I see em and they have just got to die.

Oh and since we are on things disturbing…………

Fire ant balls are the worst.

When an area floods fire ants blow little bubbles and then link arms and breathe from the bubble to survive. They form huge balls like this with the queen in the middle. The minute they hit something dry, they engulf it. Bad news if you’re in a john boat and even brush against one.

Water moccasins do much the same thing…..but they are easier to spot.

I will unload some serious cartridge at the sight of any vermin in a ball floating my way


dog :twisted:

Really guys... no one is going to comment on this? Am I the only person who didn't get the memo?? Do fire ants really do that!!!??? Holy farking shiat that's crazy smart. Forget the zombie apocalypse, this is the real danger.

Ive had a few friends get bit by water moccasins and from what I gather the near fatal bite not a great thing to encounter, but a giant ball of fire ants living underwater waiting to come into contact with your balls to latch on?? THIS IS A NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE!!!


Dog, is this true? Is that a real thing? Good god im never going in the water ever again. EVAR.

[Snusdog]

I love to hike. Just about every weekend I’m in the woods.

Now there could be just one tick in a 5000 acre forest and before the day is out he will be on me.

Once I had one fully dug in on the underside of my pecker (guess he liked large timber :wink: ). Anyway that was disturbing even for this redneck mountain boy.

Ticks, Poison Ivey, and fire ants are among the reasons why I could never be a Hindu. I see em and they have just got to die.

Oh and since we are on things disturbing…………

Fire ant balls are the worst.

When an area floods fire ants blow little bubbles and then link arms and breathe from the bubble to survive. They form huge balls like this with the queen in the middle. The minute they hit something dry, they engulf it. Bad news if you’re in a john boat and even brush against one.

Water moccasins do much the same thing…..but they are easier to spot.

I will unload some serious cartridge at the sight of any vermin in a ball floating my way


dog :twisted:

Really guys... no one is going to comment on this? Am I the only person who didn't get the memo?? Do fire ants really do that!!!??? Holy farking shiat that's crazy smart. Forget the zombie apocalypse, this is the real danger.

Ive had a few friends get bit by water moccasins and from what I gather the near fatal bite not a great thing to encounter, but a giant ball of fire ants living underwater waiting to come into contact with your balls to latch on?? THIS IS A NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE!!!


Dog, is this true? Is that a real thing? Good god im never going in the water ever again. EVAR.

Yep true!!

Check it out

http://www.lsuagcenter.com/en/enviro...g+Occurred.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BYSg...eature=related

[sheilalynn]

I'm so glad I don't have fire ants up here! But yeah...what if there's some suicide bomber ants in that ant ball? It would be a national security threat! I say kill all ants while we can still racially profile people :lol:

[Owens187]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Before:
http://claycoleman.tripod.com/4c3bcd30.jpg


And After!:

http://www.bugsaway.com/images/antstings.jpg

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[sheilalynn]

Another good reason to stay away from fire ants...that looks way past ouchie!