Make it wordy

[texasmade]

Chillin like a villain

i am currently in a state of temperature droppage like a thief in the cold winter nights.

gellin like magellan.

[Bigblue1]

gellin like magellan.

I had become a semirigid slab or cylinder of an organic polymer used as a medium for separation of macromolecules whilst circumnavigating the globe not unlike the father of circumnavigation.
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You got to get in it to win it.

[texasmade]

You got to get in it to win it.

you must become an internal symbiote with which you are trying to succed in order to surpass all others


rock out with your cock out.

[Bigblue1]

rock out with your cock out.

Grab the nearest instrument at your disposal, Play said instrument maniacally, all the while having you rooster hanging from your wrist on a leash, whil;st it acts cocky.


bigblue1 rules!

[weeg3]

rock out with your cock out.

Grab the nearest instrument at your disposal, Play said instrument maniacally, all the while having you rooster hanging from your wrist on a leash, whil;st it acts cocky.


bigblue1 rules!

ahahahahah! nice literal one!

[chadizzy1]

How about this one...

I s*** my pants today.

[Bigblue1]

I s*** my pants today.

As it would be, today was the day that it happened, I went to fart, but it went to far, A warm sensation ran down my leg, it took a second to realize what happened, when the realization was realized no matter how bad it was, I knew I would have something to post on the forum today.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[texasmade]

I s*** my pants today.

As it would be, today was the day that it happened, I went to fart, but it went to far, A warm sensation ran down my leg, it took a second to realize what happened, when the realization was realized no matter how bad it was, I knew I would have something to post on the forum today.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

what is the amount of tree, treebark, or any other material of which comes from a tree would a Marmota monax grub upon if it were even possible for a Marmota monax to feast on trees or any related tree-like materials?

if you smack my ass it will jiggle.

[Snusdog]

if you smack my ass it will jiggle.

The ontological possibility of a rippled dispersement in the gluteus maximus region is contingent upon the existential precondition of a singular rapid placement event of a foreign entity’s phalangical protrusions.


The blue ones are half price

[texasmade]

The blue ones are half price

the objects of the numerical origin one which are of the same color as Eiffel 65 are priced at the divison of 2.

bad boys bad boys what ya gonna do when they come for you.

[chadizzy1]

The blue ones are half price

which are of the same color as Eiffel 65

nice!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chadizzy1]

Just saw this and seriously lol'd.

Anyone who can make this wordy....

I mean if somebody was giving out snus in my own living room, I'd be stuck in check out line at Wal-mart on the other side of town waiting for some dude named Eddie to get a price check on AA batteries.

C'mon paragraph!

:lol: :lol:

[texasmade]

[quote="chadizzy1"]Just saw this and seriously lol'd.

I mean if somebody was giving out snus in my own living room, I'd be stuck in check out line at Wal-mart on the other side of town waiting for some dude named Eddie to get a price check on AA batteries.

Myself of which is one living entity gives a definition that if there was a random homosapien partaking in the act of good will handing out a swedish oral tobacco product, which is named snus, inside of the room which is intended for entertainment purposes but has a name that one might mistake for the place in which I reside, I would be in other arrangements in a linear position of which i would check-out at the home and life shopping center for the frugal minded and redneck on the other side of my local residency containing a population anywhere from 100-100,000 biding my time for some person of surfing or skating origin that goes by the alias of Eddie to procure the amount of currency that will be owed for AA minituare power generators.

look over there, its your mom's face.

[adm]

SENTENCE: aww skeet skeet mother****er.

This entity that through a process of reasoning and internal discourse thinks of itself as "I" wishes to communicate with you who is known for the proclivity of engaging in the activity of sexual intercourse with a parent of the female gender.

Please allow me to state that I have been erotically stimulated to the point where it is my intention to relax while a series of involuntary muscular contractions occur in the general area of my groin causing my vas deferens to contract rapidly with a periodicity of approximately once every eighth of a second, thus propelling a mix of seminal fluid and spermatozoa from my testicles and along the length of my penis until it reaches the end of the aforementioned penis and is expelled into the gaseous atmosphere surrounding us.

SENTENCE: I think, therefore I am

[Roo]

adm, that was brilliant ! I declare you winner by a longshot

EDIT:

Rapid neurotransmissions betwixt synaptic clefts, begetting cognizant awareness of entity within matricies of time and space, bare sole contingence upon the conjecture of my being.

That was a hard one.

"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks; I sleep on my stomach so I don't **** up my sheets"