You might be a redneck

[Snusdog]

every days a big retard pride parade now.

LMAO Now that's funny I don't care who you are :lol:

[Veganpunk]

You haven't lived until you've had Waffle House!

[Ainkor]

For all of you, here is a funny scene about waffle house. Just listen to the fist 25 or so seconds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zPAQ3FpA-U

[sgreger1]

You haven't lived until you've had Waffle House!

When I moved to the south EVERYONE was telling me about waffle house. When I went to one finnaly it was like a poor man's Denny's and there were cockaroaches scampering around, and ex-cons working the counter.

Is this the best the south has to offer? Lets talk about some Krystals burgers if you wanna know what deliciouseness is all about.

[sagedil]

OK, I am a pretty big Waffle House supporter. Those cockroaches are definitely an exception. Have eated at least a dozen and I never saw that. The e-cons working the kitchen, well hell yeah. But I am OK with that.

About 6 years ago, I lost 70 pounds doing a high protein, hi fat, low carb diet. Every day, my major meal was eggs and steak from Waffle House. As I started to lose obvious weight, I was joking they should use me in a commercial just like Subway was using Jarrett :lol: :lol:

14 years ago, when I first came South. Waffle House was the ONLY place you could find strong coffee.


....Anyone else notice the Southern I used in the above reply :wink:

[lxskllr]

Have eated at least a dozen and I never saw that.


....Anyone else notice the Southern I used in the above reply :wink:

[justintempler]

Waffle House, Huddle House, and Cracker Barrel......

Cracker Barrel has their gift shop and is one of the few places you can actually buy that talking fish wall plaque.

Gotta love the irony of Jack Daniels Whiskey being made in a dry county.

[Gizmer]

I grew up on Waffle House. Now when I eat it, it makes me sick. I have to settle for Huddle House.

One time when I was a kid, we ate at Waffle House on the 4th of July and saw the fireworks out the window. After a big bang a roach came out from under the counter and ran across my plate. Yum.

Also, grits, chicken fried steak, and collard greens are a few of the best foods on the planet. You heathens who haven't tried them need to ASAP.

[sundog]

For the best Southern food, stay away from the chain restaurants. Go to a mom-and-pop place instead.

Today I had lunch at Roger's in West Point, Georgia -- country fried steak, mashed taters, boiled cabbage, pinto beans, and corn bread. All washed down with a tall glass of SWEET tea.

That's Southern food, not formula food. I stay the hell away from Cracker Barrel and places like it.

[Dunno]

I live in Texas but we're pretty city-fied in San Antonio.

Never had grits or collard greens. But I can eat the shit out of a chicken fried steak.

I will say - I HATE white trash. Rednecks are fine by me, haven't met one yet that wasn't hilarious, whether intentional or not. Drive through any town beside the major cities you've heard of for a real treat. They'll make you appreciate your dipping mothers.

[sundog]

Yes, definitely a difference between redneck and white trash.

And it's important to a visitor to be able to tell the difference.

[Premium Parrots]

bumped cuz there are only about 1000 other jokes with the same beginning as the title of this thread. apparently we are missing some