Strange thing happened to me today...

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  • Mr. Snuffleupagus
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    • Dec 2008
    • 2781

    #1

    Strange thing happened to me today...

    After I get home from work and start relaxing, my rotation is pretty static for a while now. In order: (All Loose!) Probe, SS, GES, OES, BED.

    The probe, SS, and GES cans each had exactly 1 pris left. Perfect amount. It was like a tri-fecta of empty cans. None were lame like not enough or too big for a perfect pris.

    Just thought I'd share. Any other strange happenings snuswise?
  • bakerbarber
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 1947

    #2
    Oh man that's cool as hell!!

    I was on the other end of the force.

    I had just given my Icetool a nice cleaning, slicked it up with blistex, stood in the kitchen, admired the clean cold steel.

    Then I whipped out my last can of Skruf Stark loose that was 50grams. Pre sell out can...

    I gingerly packed up a fat juicy pris, 3.5 clicks....... go to put my thumb on the end, set my can :shock: ON THE EDGE OF THE COUNTER!!!! FLIPPED OVER - SNUS FELL SLOW MO. :cry:

    Like buttered toast it fell face down. All over the floor. I popped my icetool pris in my lip. I held back all but one solitary tear while I cleaned up two thirds of a nice moist can of manna and threw it in the garbage.

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    • Mr. Snuffleupagus
      Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 2781

      #3
      That sucks Baker! What about the 5 second rule?

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      • bakerbarber
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 1947

        #4
        *EDIT-deleted duplicate post.

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        • bakerbarber
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 1947

          #5
          Heh. I thought about it. I really did.

          The dog hair and the fact that snus was everywhere, not really one lump. It exited the can mid fall. You know damp snus being like play dough.

          All I could think of was every little speck and germ sticking to it and fuzz and hair and toe jam.... How could I ever bake a pris and enjoy it out of that?

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          • Mr. Snuffleupagus
            Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 2781

            #6
            Yeah, I hear you.

            Sorry for your loss :cry:

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            • sagedil
              Member
              • Nov 2007
              • 7077

              #7
              In a coughing fit tonight, I coughed out a portion of my beloved Onynx. I thought about putting it back in but my floor is just gross. And I only have a few left.


              My sad story for the night. Not that I think it quite compares. :wink:

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              • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 2781

                #8
                Just for the record, my story was far from sad. It was just strange.

                I hope for more happy things to come.

                Once again, sorry for you loss, Sage!

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                • zmanzero
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 766

                  #9
                  the only snus story i have for tonite is that i was sitting on the toilet and i sneezed and blew out a spurt of the los i was snusing and it landed on the toilet paper i was holding in my hand. it looked kind of natural there. true story.

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                  • lxskllr
                    Member
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 13435

                    #10
                    That sucks Baker. I've dropped a couple of tins recently. Curiously enough, all V2 :^/ I'd just lose my grip for some reason, and they'd get away from me. both were almost empty, so it wasn't a huge tragedy.

                    Snuffy, that was pretty cool. I always get a sense of satisfaction when I finish a tin. I guess my life's pretty boring, but that would have been the highlight of my week :^D

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                    • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                      Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 2781

                      #11
                      Never heard of a "spurt" of los before, so that's an accomplishment LOL

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                      • bakerbarber
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 1947

                        #12
                        aww great one.

                        Some guy did that, only he sneezed his snus into his undies lol. If you can find that post I'll send you a can.

                        lol

                        Silver lining for me was I got to open a fresh can. I haven't decided which one yet.

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                        • Snusdog
                          Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 6752

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bakerbarber
                          Some guy did that, only he sneezed his snus into his undies lol. If you can find that post I'll send you a can.
                          You mean this

                          http://www.snuson.com/viewtopic.php?t=3660
                          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                          • Snusdog
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 6752

                            #14
                            Originally posted by zmanzero
                            the only snus story i have for tonite is that i was sitting on the toilet and i sneezed and blew out a spurt of the los i was snusing and it landed on the toilet paper i was holding in my hand. it looked kind of natural there. true story.
                            That's the funniest thing I have heard in I don't know how long LoL Zman :lol: :lol: :lol:
                            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                            • Condor
                              Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 752

                              #15
                              Baker, you totally stole the chap stick thing from me. I want $$

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