As long as we're posting bodily function problems...

[CaptNihil]

BALDERDASH!!

That's fine if you don't believe it, but keep an open mind just in case!

[Starcadia]

Once I was in a regular ol', straight-as-they-come dive bar in Chicago and had to go to the bathroom. On my way, a typical jock-looking guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, are you Swedish?" I said, "Well, yeah..." He probably wasn't expecting that answer, but he went ahead and said, "Because you're the Swedish guy I've seen tonight." Pfff.

By the way, anthropologically speaking, strict, 100% hetero or homo is a cultural phenomenon. There is no such thing, biologically.

[lxskllr]

You see, I have five 1/4" titanium beads implanted under the skin of my penis. I got them done when I was 18 and have enjoyed messing with doctors ever since :lol:

So nobody's gonna ask about this? I guess it's common where you all are from :^D

So tell me about your pecker Xob :^D

[Xobeloot]

It's basically like a studded condom on steroids.

[Premium Parrots]

You see, I have five 1/4" titanium beads implanted under the skin of my penis. I got them done when I was 18 and have enjoyed messing with doctors ever since :lol:

So nobody's gonna ask about this? I guess it's common where you all are from :^D

So tell me about your pecker Xob :^D

quote the captn....
Yes, I read somewhere that there is a very, very fine line between hetro and homo. This fine line can be crossed at any moment due to various forces of desire. UNQUOTE!!!

Sounds like lxskllr is getting awfully close to that line. :shock:

[lxskllr]

Didn't that hurt for awhile afterwards?

And PP; Jealousy doesn't become you :^P

[Premium Parrots]

Didn't that hurt for awhile afterwards?

And PP; Jealousy doesn't become you :^P

I think I might quit being the "poster boy" normalicy on this forum. :P

[lxskllr]

[quote="Premium Parrots"]

I think I might quit being the "poster boy" normalicy on this forum. :P

ROFL!!

That's a scary thought :^D

[CaptNihil]

So nobody's gonna ask about this? I guess it's common where you all are from :^D

OMG, I don't believe I missed that part. Xobe, you stud of a man. LOL, it is ironic to think of an iron chuchu. Is it stainless, How about going through the airport? Please tell me more.....

[Premium Parrots]

So nobody's gonna ask about this? I guess it's common where you all are from :^D

OMG, I don't believe I missed that part. Xobe, you stud of a man. LOL, it is ironic to think of an iron chuchu. Is it stainless, How about going through the airport? Please tell me more.....

HA!!............he had to have his "balls" implanted?


and Captn.....you sound just alittle TOO eager for more info.......... Mr. X give him a demonstration. In private. lol

[CaptNihil]

HA!!............he had to have his "balls" implanted?
and Captn.....you sound just alittle TOO eager for more info.......... Mr. X give him a demonstration. In private. lol

That "fine line" should never be crossed. It'll be all over as we know it if the line is crossed.

[Shownarou]

So nobody's gonna ask about this? I guess it's common where you all are from :^D

OMG, I don't believe I missed that part. Xobe, you stud of a man. LOL, it is ironic to think of an iron chuchu. Is it stainless, How about going through the airport? Please tell me more.....

HA!!............he had to have his "balls" implanted?


and Captn.....you sound just alittle TOO eager for more info.......... Mr. X give him a demonstration. In private. lol

Call me gay. I'm curious!

[bearcat87]

Oh ****, WHAT HAVE I STARTED??????

[CaptNihil]

Call me gay. I'm curious!

Curious?

[ddandb]

Pictures please.