here we go again...

[MrAbstracto]

I saw on HBO they're advertising this boxing match. They said, "It's a fight to the finish." That's a good place to end.

I especially hate turtlenecks. I wear a turtleneck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy... all ****in' day. If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

[MrAbstracto]

Every McDonalds commercial end the same way, right? McDonalds commercials end like this: "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. I'd say, "Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti! ... and blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children."

[luckysealy]

mitch was awesome and is truly missed. another good one to watch is jim gaffigan. his hotpockets routine still cracks me up. even better after you have just finished a hotpocket.

[JBean]

Abstracto, i dunno what your talking about saying those aren't funny unless you hear him say it, cuz I was definitely laughing out loud...

[MrAbstracto]

Abstracto, i dunno what your talking about saying those aren't funny unless you hear him say it, cuz I was definitely laughing out loud...

but if you hear him tell them its 100% funnier.

I play golf. I'm not good at golf. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore." But I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."


I've had the AIDS test four times. AIDS test is very scary to get. Doesn't matter whatcha been doing, waiting for the results is frightening. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call up my friend Brian and say "Brian, do you know anyone that has AIDS?" "No." "Cool... cause you know me."

On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the **** did you get that banana at?

[MrAbstracto]

mitch was awesome and is truly missed. another good one to watch is jim gaffigan. his hotpockets routine still cracks me up. even better after you have just finished a hotpocket.

Just the way Jim Gaffigan says "hot pockets" makes me laugh.

[Condor]

Another good one is Steve Byrne, and i really like Mike Wysokci on WDVE, but I think you have to be from the pittsburgh area to appreciate his comedy, as it is very regional in its topic.

But Steve Byrne is pretty funny. And Dave Attel

[jamesstew]

DANE COOK SUCKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvg...ane-cook-sucks

[JBean]

DANE COOK SUCKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvg...ane-cook-sucks

^I'll have to wait til I get home to watch that...i REALLY need to find that comedian that does the impression of him... its funny

[jamesstew]

Methinks that's the one; the only funny thing from MadTV in years.

[JBean]

Methinks that's the one; the only funny thing from MadTV in years.

nah.. its not MadTV.. its this lesser known comedian, I think. He was doing stand up in a local place. I will figure out this name yet!!!

[bearcat87]

Methinks that's the one; the only funny thing from MadTV in years.

The sad thing is that it is funnier than SNL now.

[MrAbstracto]

Methinks that's the one; the only funny thing from MadTV in years.

The sad thing is that it is funnier than SNL now.

Sadder than that: MadTV was canceled.

[JBean]

was it?? I'm really not up on my TV as of lately...

MadTV and SNL were 50/50 with me.. somethings i thought were funnier on SNL, and others on MadTV

[bearcat87]

Fox has dropped Mad but rumors have it that producers are searching for another station to pick it up. But who knows?