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  • texasmade
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    • Jan 2009
    • 4159

    #1

    here we go again...

    I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.
  • JBean
    Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 445

    #2
    LMAO is that cook?

    i dont think i've ever heard that one, if so!

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    • texasmade
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4159

      #3
      inded it is

      lol

      Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?

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      • JBean
        Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 445

        #4
        oh and...

        "and in the middle of church, it was snack time! the priest would go "time for some yum yums! I've made snacks!" and he would give out the crouton o' christ.. the jeezit, if you will"

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        • texasmade
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 4159

          #5
          :lol:

          well

          I'd like to shoot a laser out of my cock. And when I'm empty, my balls glow.

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          • JBean
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 445

            #6
            Guess we're the only dane cook fans...

            ah well....

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            • texasmade
              Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 4159

              #7
              :cry: guess everybody cant be cool lol

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              • JBean
                Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 445

                #8
                Originally posted by texasmade
                :cry: guess everybody cant be cool lol
                lol why don't you cry about it?

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                • texasmade
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #9
                  dont stick your tongue out at me...i feel bad for the people that dont understand lol

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                  • bearcat87
                    Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 400

                    #10
                    I like dane cook's stand up(haven't seen much) but his movies suck! Employee of the Month was his best and that was only tolerable.

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                    • JBean
                      Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 445

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bearcat87
                      I like dane cook's stand up(haven't seen much) but his movies suck! Employee of the Month was his best and that was only tolerable.
                      I'm not HUGE on his movies, but I did like his small part in Waiting.

                      His stand up is repetitive (if you;ve seen different shows he's in) but what he does do is funny!

                      There's actually a comedian (i gotta get his name!) that does an amazing impression of Dane Cook doing his stand up. flippin hilarious

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                      • bearcat87
                        Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 400

                        #12
                        I've only seen his circle jerk thing. His part in Waiting was good, I forgot about that.


                        "Welcome to Thunderdome"

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                        • texasmade
                          Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4159

                          #13
                          havent seen his movies i just lie his stand up...yea it is somewhat repetitive but hey...watch how he moves haha

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                          • JBean
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 445

                            #14
                            I like his bit on Ovaltine....

                            "mom, i know my tricycle is in the driveway, i will move it... DAD! are we gunna go the f*ck*n fort?!"

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                            • MrAbstracto
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                              • Dec 2008
                              • 389

                              #15
                              3 words:
                              Joke stealing hack.

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