I shit my pants today

**texasmade** · 16-02-09, 04:12 AM

bump lol by popular request

**cocsp2002** · 18-02-09, 04:45 AM

Hey guys, I think I just sharted...I haven't gathered the courage to check yet.

**Xobeloot** · 18-02-09, 08:32 PM

Scratch & sniff... If it's dry, you're ok.

**cocsp2002** · 18-02-09, 11:27 PM

Good advice. I took a glance when I changed for bed, and I think I got out safe. It was dark though, so no conclusive evidence.

**Mr. Snuffleupagus** · 23-03-09, 09:51 AM

I petition this thread for a sticky please

**SSgtTrav** · 23-03-09, 09:51 AM

I laughed so hard when i read this that I couldn't let it fall to the bottom. Sorry. Bump

**Xobeloot** · 23-03-09, 06:05 PM

I've been carrying a can of poop freeze in my car for such moments.

**Condor** · 24-03-09, 12:10 AM

bump to the top. where it should be.

**Skimo** · 24-03-09, 04:59 PM

no one mentioned MEATLOAF FARTS?!

come on... it's easily as disturbing as cake farts

**Condor** · 24-03-09, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Skimo

no one mentioned MEATLOAF FARTS?!

come on... it's easily as disturbing as cake farts

THat one is a favorite of a certain department's LT....hahahaha

**Xobeloot** · 25-03-09, 02:26 AM

peanutbutter farts is the best

**ddandb** · 26-03-09, 03:12 PM

I don't know why but everyday I just have to read this thread again.

**Condor** · 26-03-09, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Xobeloot

peanutbutter farts is the best

only because she accidentally shits

**Condor** · 26-03-09, 06:02 PM

nothing horrible, but if you watch closely, a little shit chip squeaks its way out.

**Xobeloot** · 27-03-09, 03:28 AM

Yep. that's my favorite part!

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