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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9761

    #316
    Originally posted by Snusdog
    Yea....but just imagine what happens when that order does not ship for two months....... :O
    Thats an easy question to answer............then change them every two months.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Joe234
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      • Apr 2010
      • 1948

      #317




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      • Ansel
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        • Feb 2011
        • 3696

        #318
        Oh dear...

        *oops*

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        • jagmanss
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          • Jul 2010
          • 12213

          #319
          Originally posted by Ansel
          Oh dear...

          *oops*
          Bet you thought it was just a fart...

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          • Ansel
            Member
            • Feb 2011
            • 3696

            #320
            Originally posted by jagmanss
            Bet you thought it was just a fart...
            yep.

            *embarrased*

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            • Skell18
              Member
              • May 2012
              • 7067

              #321
              Originally posted by jagmanss
              Bet you thought it was just a fart...
              A wet fart has caught many a good man off guard

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              • Burnsey
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                • Jan 2013
                • 2572

                #322
                The best advice I have gotten, from my brother in law regarding the Golden years - " never trust a fart and never pass up a chance to pee."

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #323
                  Originally posted by Burnsey
                  The best advice I have gotten, from my brother in law regarding the Golden years - " never trust a fart and never pass up a chance to pee."
                  hahahahaha

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                  • Ansel
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                    • Feb 2011
                    • 3696

                    #324

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                    • Premium Parrots
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9761

                      #325
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9761

                        #326
                        theres always a way to bring up this guy in every thread.....ya just have to wait till the time is right.

                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • Nuusku
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                          • Aug 2011
                          • 993

                          #327
                          Oh god it's this thread again

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                          • Veganpunk
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 5382

                            #328
                            I love this thread!

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                            • jagmanss
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                              • Jul 2010
                              • 12213

                              #329

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                              • wa3zrm
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                                • May 2009
                                • 4436

                                #330
                                United Airlines Forgets to Pack Toilet Paper on 10-Hour Flight...
                                SF Weekly

                                Yes, flying can get more uncivilized.
                                A United Airlines flight departing SFO earlier this week, bound for London, reportedly forgot to pack an important item for the non-stop 10-hour trip across the ocean: toilet paper.
                                So along with a safety demonstration, the airline crew had to instruct passengers to dig around their bags and purses for some alternative wiping machinery -- a napkin, a tissue ...
                                The crew was kind enough to offer cocktail napkins as an alternative.
                                -snip-
                                Now might be a good time to remind travelers that United Airlines was recently ranked the worst airline in the country.

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