I shit my pants today

[TheDonk13]

wow..i cant believed i missed this! quick bump to the top so everyone else can relive this fantastic moment in snusistory!

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

BUMP!

[Snusophile]

<Snusophile> thunder shit
<Snusbot> psssssssss plooop!!

[rscott222]

Nice sphincter action there...

[ctimb2002]

Add me to the ranks of those that have shit themselves...My mamma always told me "never trust a fart." Unpredictable little things really. But she should have added "never trust a fart when your sitting on the brand new couch!" Yes gents it's been a bad bad morning...hopefully it only goes up from here. Thank god for good fabric cleaners that's all I have to say.

[zmanzero]

shit ctimb! man 'o man, the day can only go uphill. geeze...

in my confession i have blown the brown cannon on numerous occasions, and after reading this thread i can finally dignify it with the verb "shart". snuson is truly a bubbling brew of intellectual stew, with cakefarts and spoons and... just thank you people, for sharing the knowledge.

[Premium Parrots]

shit ctimb! man 'o man, the day can only go uphill. geeze...

in my confession i have blown the brown cannon on numerous occasions, and after reading this thread i can finally dignify it with the verb "shart". snuson is truly a bubbling brew of intellectual stew, with cakefarts and spoons and... just thank you people, for sharing the knowledge.

don't forget "Jar man"

[ctimb2002]

Ahh PP i was looking forward to your response to my posts so much...especially after the ass picture you posted on my ibs thread and "jar man" is the best you can do.

[Premium Parrots]

Speaking of Ass...........heres a nice ass.............but it looks like she might have some side effects from the Alli diet pill.

[Jason]

I call p-chop!!! That's too well proportioned to be a real shit-stain.












Does Dead Rabbit post here anymore? What a legacy to leave behind... :lol:

*edit* I just realized I said "behind". SelfLOL

[Badfish74]

Great bump Jason, much needed! Thanks man!

[Premium Parrots]

I swear......I'm positive thats an Alli shit stain. A good fart can cause that kinda damage on the Alli pill, espically if you have had a fatty meal the night before. Believe me, I know. Notice how orangish it is. That gal never saw it coming, probably seemed like a fart to her but that crap is really oily and slips out unnoticed.

If you eat properly and don't eat alot of fatty foods your crap will be pretty normal. Thats Alli's way of making sure you eat right and lose weight. Its a cruel joke.

[MasterGuns]

K i work at a pharmacy and when Alli first hit the shelves my pharmacist refused to recommend it because in the pamphlet they only give to medical professionals, it used the term "explosive diarrhea". Turns your insides into a slip n slide for fat/poo.
never shat myself past the age of six, but I DID piss the bed recently. was hammered and woke up, thought i wasn't comfortable in the bladder region anymore, so i remedied it the old fashioned way. in my stupor I simply didn't give a rats ass about a soaked bed...
and if you have the time and the stomach, check out 1girl1plate...nastiness that no one should ever see.

[Shownarou]

I call p-chop!!! That's too well proportioned to be a real shit-stain.












Does Dead Rabbit post here anymore? What a legacy to leave behind... :lol:

*edit* I just realized I said "behind". SelfLOL

He hasn't for three or four months. Poor guy, we never let this thread die. :P

[ctimb2002]

Well it's a bit repetitious if on the random occasion you happen to shit yourself to make a whole new thread...might as well keep this one going.