Noob here!

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 02:46 AM

as do I...

i might have to change my roadtrip plans... and they might include a tape measure!

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 02:48 AM

that would have to be the worlds largest tape measure....now where do we find that??

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 02:50 AM

we could Scotch tape a bunch of tape measures together.....

or make the world's largest tape measure and start our own tourist attraction!!!

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 02:58 AM

indeed we could...but ive heard the elusive measuring tape is hidden deep inside chuck norris's beard :shock:

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 03:11 AM

how inconvenient!

ok you try and get it first..then I'll try

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 03:15 AM

um how am i supposed to do that if assassin monkeys cant touch him(they were trained for that stuff)

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 03:16 AM

hm.. true true..

its not even like we can get him while he sleeps.. cuz everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.. he waits...

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 03:22 AM

yes indeed...and i would prefer not to be roundhouse kicked in the face(1000 blessings Chuck it would be an honor lol)

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 03:24 AM

haha yeah.. I don't think a roundhouse kick to the face would feel very good...

or maybe....

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 03:27 AM

lets poke him with a stick and find out.... :twisted:

**JBean** · 29-01-09, 03:33 AM

yes! we will be the only known living beings to survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face!

AMAZING!!!!

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 03:35 AM

it still hurts :?

**MrAbstracto** · 29-01-09, 03:50 AM

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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:P

**texasmade** · 29-01-09, 03:57 AM

lol good site...nice

**JBean** · 30-01-09, 03:36 AM

there are so many Chuck Norris sites to choose from...

its like a ninja in a candy store!!

*stand by for that to start making sense*

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