Noob here!

[JBean]

It is a nice working environment, thats for sure. Heels everyday isn't for me! haha

[texasmade]

haha nor for me(any day)

[JBean]

yeah.. I don't think you could take it

driving stick is no picnic in heels either. Can't really feel the clutch.

[texasmade]

i cant imagine it...(unles it involved speeding down a jungle trail trying to escape fom norris and silverbacks lol)

[JBean]

haha .. its true, norris and silverbacks definitely make the situation more believable!

[texasmade]

yes...i think even the chuckster could pull it off if being chased by himself and some gorillas :lol:

[JBean]

well ya know..a Chuck Norris delivered roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states...

[texasmade]

yes but did you know

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. :twisted:

[JBean]

haha thats a good one.

how about:
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim (and they're over). This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

[texasmade]

wow...badass lol


hmmm how bout

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

[JBean]

I could go through these all day.. and before anyone points a finger.. no i did NOT make them up.. I'm just not at that level of cool :P


In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

[texasmade]

well now...that may be so...but contrary to once popular belief...

There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

[JBean]

haha nicely played!!! :lol:

[texasmade]

touche...indeed this chuck norris fellow has played a large part in this world lol

and the cause of global warming..

When Chuck Norris had his first erection he accidentally put a hole in the ozone layer.

[JBean]

now thats one i never heard before!

Here's a classic:

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris