Noob here!

[texasmade]

haha

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[JBean]

how about this:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

:cry:

[texasmade]

NO!!! WE'VE LOST ALL HOPE!!!!!

haha

well i heard that
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[JBean]

NO!!! WE'VE LOST ALL HOPE!!!!!

haha

well i heard that
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

you've already said that one! what now? haha

[texasmade]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!! :evil:

(Chuck Norris made me do it...he wanted to make sure you knew hahaha)

Chuck Norris invented water.

[JBean]

haha

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.


ok.. this thread is 3 pages long.. and i think we are the only 2 ppl posting in it.. a little sad? maaaaybe....

[texasmade]

a little sad.....not at all.....by page 4(and 3/4) we will be discussing....idk blondes and....scratch and sniff stickers haha

[JBean]

speaking of those two things:


How do you kill a blonde?






put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

[texasmade]

yes..and the reason the outcome of that situation is like that...it is simply because....blondes do not have blow holes...or gills...

[JBean]

yes..and the reason the outcome of that situation is like that...it is simply because....blondes do not have blow holes...or gills...

wow.. thank you so much for explaining that joke to me cuz frankly...i just didn't get it! thats amazing! so... the blonde dies because.. she can't breath under water w/o gills or some sort of blow hole..

ya know thats been bothering me for awhile now... THANKS!!!

:wink:

[texasmade]

lmao.yes apparently the blondes lungs are not equipped for that sort of activity..and if her nose isnt developed enough...she will only smell water when at the bottom of the pool..(i watch the discovery channel lol)

[bearcat87]

Poor Chuck and blondes ops:

[texasmade]

indeed...now a moment of silence...(or not...)

[TBD]

a little sad.....not at all.....by page 4(and 3/4) we will be discussing....idk blondes and....scratch and sniff stickers haha

Scratch and Sniff blondes? I think I want to try one of those. :lol:


Or ...... maybe not...... :shock:

[JBean]

^haha

wouldn't that be something?