Need translation help please!

[Xobeloot]

Can anyone tell me why my name is referenced on this page and/or article?

What does it say?

http://snus.pl/index2.php?option=com...do_pdf=1&id=88

[Starcadia]

I ran it through an online translator. Hope it helps a little.

Europarliament prepares right < law (as of right) >, which (who) will ban cultivation of tobaccos and commerce of . Firemen (smokers) are aghast < scare > already cigarettes have to pass away for 2025 year from stores and in whole european union news stands. Critics convict, that limit burning (smoking) instead of, prohibition will cause revolt of tabacco underground. We want to cause lat (summer; year) within several all-out " tobacco " delegalizacji it writes in statement sent for editorial of JOURNAL - Avril Doyle, from biggest group in europarliament of european people's party project ( ) pomysłodawczyni EPP. I think ", that it real idea completely " it adds from ireland - deputowana. Have deal with in next years on wide scale also propaganda share (action) working upon initiative leaning idea tobacco Eurodeputowani Doyle zakrojoną delegalizacji. She (it) has to inform citizens of unions harmfulness of addiction. Cause that year by burning (smoking) tobacco over five millions of persons death " disease evoked. It more than by the reason of AIDS, drugs, road cases (chances), slaying and suicides case (together; time) taken " they convict -. Before right < law (as of right) > Doyle, which (who) forecasts huge financial punishments for commerce tobacco also, it will enter in vigor, they want to cause prohibition of lobbying in the european parliament by tabacco concerns deputowani. Experts think (consider) cooly of (wing of) europarliament, that idea is said < convict > in spite of radicalism on failure none. Commissioner has concerned for it (him) for affairs health positively even Andrulla Vasiliu. In september under proceedings of european commissions already intend introduce him (it) Vasiliu. Project, which (who) officially has public health of citizen on purpose UE and decrease of (flagging of) number of person on cancer moribund < die >, it has evoked huge wave of objection (resistance). Firemen (smokers) affirm, that they are raped basic them right < law (as of right) >. More from (with) _ _ _ http://www.dziennik.pl/swiat/article212463/Papierosy znikna sklepow.html as it has described on world forum american pretty (beautiful) Xobeloot snuserów everything it will be banned for 2010. People (people) will live in (to) personal, plastic bubbles, where supply will be air. Food will be by wtłaczana kroplówkę. Air and food will be rateable < tax > by governments on same that presently tobacco horizontal < level (horizon) >. Cars will be banned too but all will carry on bubbles from house for work and with return. If bubble will crack for disinfecting field it tax dołążą. Union will ban life for year in whole 2098 Wszechziemska. Satellites will smash all behind assistance of laser.

[lxskllr]

Your beautiful Xob!! :^D

[chainsnuser]

Xobeloot, not that I speak Polish but that appears to be a translation of your famous speech in the thread Snus banned in EU?

By the year 2010, Everything will be banned. Everybody will live in private plastic bubbles with a filtered air supply and will only survive off of food introduced via an IV. Life will be boring at best, and the health risks have yet to be determined. All air and food for personal bubbles will be supplied by the Government and taxed at the same rate that cigarettes used to be taxed years earlier.

Cars have also been banned. Everybody must roll their bubble like a hamster-ball to and from work. If your bubble pops while traveling, you will be charged a decontamination tax to refill it.

By the year 2098, the EU (Earthen Union) will ban life as a whole. Satellites will spray laser beams down and exterminate all.

Sounds like fun!

Our member Mazur maintains the snus.pl-website.

Cheers!

[RobsanX]

It says "All your snus are belong to us." :lol:

[Xobeloot]

HAHAHA! I completely forgot about that post. Excellent

[bakerbarber]

So, do you self-google in public, or do you do it in private when nobody's watching?

[snusfather]

That's hilarious :lol:
"polska polska polska polska XOBLOOT polska polska..."

How did you find out about this and how does it feel to be a world famous civil rights activist?

[Premium Parrots]

So, do you self-google in public, or do you do it in private when nobody's watching?

also.........do you self google right handed or left handed? 8)

[Xobeloot]

I was extremely bored at work today when i self-googled. I used my right hand (as it is easier to hide movement)

AFAIK, I am the only Xobeloot on the web

[airwoodstock]

I ran it through an online translator. Hope it helps a little.

Firemen (smokers) affirm, that they are raped basic them right < law (as of right) >. More from (with) _ _ _ http://www.dziennik.pl/swiat/article212463/Papierosy znikna sklepow.html as it has described on world forum american pretty (beautiful) Xobeloot snuserów everything it will be banned for 2010. People (people) will live in (to) personal, plastic bubbles, where supply will be air. Food will be by wtłaczana kroplówkę. Air and food will be rateable < tax > by governments on same that presently tobacco horizontal < level (horizon) >. Cars will be banned too but all will carry on bubbles from house for work and with return. If bubble will crack for disinfecting field it tax dołążą. Union will ban life for year in whole 2098 Wszechziemska. Satellites will smash all behind assistance of laser.

So........are the Firemen affirming they are being raped in the plastic bubble they live in or, by the satellite smashing laser??? :lol: :lol: :shock:

[Xobeloot]

That is an awful translation of my original post :lol: Amusing nonetheless

[Mazur]

It was a article regarding banning tobacco growing and selling in EU from 2025.

I just translated and added quote from your post because it was very creative and funny.

Hope you do not mind.

Greetings :!:

[BMasiak]

It was a article regarding banning tobacco growing and selling in EU from 2025.

I just translated and added quote from your post because it was very creative and funny.

Hope you do not mind.

Greetings :!:

Siemanko Mazur!

[Mazur]

Siema