Your kids penis might end up being smaller than yours.

[desirexe]

You guys keep telling yourselves that size doesn't matter... :lol:

[lawofficegirl]

You guys keep telling yourselves that size doesn't matter... :lol:

:lol:

[Owens187]

Y'know, alot of people are always asking me - "Owens, why you always walking around holding your di*k?"

Well it wouldn't be gentelmenly of me to leave it draggin' on the ground behind me, now would it? :roll:

[Snusdog]

8)

Exactly what are you searching for when you find these threads? O.o

on second thought lx............... might be best if we didn't know




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[sgreger1]

Yah, mine's only 2 inches...

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[Snusdog]

Yah, mine's only 2 inches...

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You do know that will change when you..................STAND UP




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[texasmade]

everytime i go to the zoo they think I'm smuggling an anaconda

[sgreger1]

Yah, mine's only 2 inches...

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You do know that will change when you..................STAND UP




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Standing up is the worst! Do you know how hard it is to wrap this bad boy around your leg and tucking the head in your tube socks without it coming loose???

I was thinking about becoming a volunteer fire fighter just to get adequately trained on how to handle this hose when it's turned on!

[Snusdog]

That’s nothing……….. the city council has informed me that if I ever even consider using a male enhancement product………….I’ll have to get a zoning permit first :shock:


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[texasmade]

when i got my first erection on an airline flight i was sitting next to David Ellis.....two months later Samuel L Jackson was in a new movie...coincidence? i think not

[ladysnus]

You guys keep telling yourselves that size doesn't matter... :lol:

:lol:

:lol:

[daruckis]

when i got my first erection on an airline flight i was sitting next to David Ellis.....two months later Samuel L Jackson was in a new movie...coincidence? i think not

this sounds like a really funny joke that went right over my head.

[texasmade]

when i got my first erection on an airline flight i was sitting next to David Ellis.....two months later Samuel L Jackson was in a new movie...coincidence? i think not

this sounds like a really funny joke that went right over my head.

think planes :P

[daruckis]

when i got my first erection on an airline flight i was sitting next to David Ellis.....two months later Samuel L Jackson was in a new movie...coincidence? i think not

this sounds like a really funny joke that went right over my head.

think planes :P

got it. nice.

[Owens187]

.....I still don't get it.