A True Story......Once Upon A Time

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #91
    the North American rights to be the primary distributor for General Wintergreen, except...
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    • Frosted
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      • Mar 2010
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      #92
      nobody wants General Wintergreen. Whalen couldn't get rid of all the stock which in any case was just one tin with a single used portion squashed into the side so..............

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      • Andy105
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        • Nov 2013
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        #93
        that others could sample. That single used portion came in every tin of General Wintergreen, and passed on to the next user with each sale. He was so sorry that he invested his entire 401K in General Wintergreen that he...

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        • Frosted
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          • Mar 2010
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          #94
          became terribly depressed, suffered an identity crisis and decided that he was in fact a lady. It was decided to get a sex change and from then on he was to be called Whaletta S Bus. Now stronger and able to move on..........

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          • wa3zrm
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            • May 2009
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            #95
            he turned his passionate desires towards PP who was so stimulated that he....
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            • whalen
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              • May 2009
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              #96
              Placed a second portion of wintergreen in the can, he found it under a dead bird in the freezer during the move, he sent it overnight to Precious with a love note from Bigblue expressing.....
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              • wa3zrm
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                • May 2009
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                #97
                an interest in a ménage à trois only to discover, to his astonishment that...
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                • Andy105
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                  • Nov 2013
                  • 1393

                  #98
                  ..they couldn't find a third party to participate in a ménage à trois. They then turned to Match.Com, where they were finally contacted by....

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                  • Skell18
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                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    #99
                    Squeezy who said It was one on one only, and precious had a used general wintergreen portion shoved under his foreskin so he could feel the tingle. Blue threw a girly fit and....

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                    • Burnsey
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                      • Jan 2013
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                      #100
                      whalen was so excited by it that he told all.......even the location of His Wintergreen stash which....

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                      • whalen
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                        • May 2009
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                        #101
                        Even he had forgotten.... It was under his stash of porn...not just any old porn, but a carefully gathered stash of.....
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                        • Skell18
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                          • May 2012
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                          #102
                          Bukkake porn, all the pages were stuck together though, so....

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                          • wa3zrm
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                            • May 2009
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                            #103
                            he ran an ad on Craigslist for...
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                            • Burnsey
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                              • Jan 2013
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                              #104
                              papier mache for sale only to find that.....

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                              • CzechCzar
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                                • Jun 2010
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                                #105
                                It was his bedtime so he snuggled up to his fleshlight, gave it a gentle kiss, and went to bed. The end.

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