Join The Squatty Potty Revolution Before Its Too Late.......

[sandman1911]

[Premium Parrots]

....the more you know

[sandman1911]

Everyone needs a poop box.

This thread reminds me of the one about people here crapping themselves, which sadly I am a part of.

[trebli]

As sick as this may sound... PP is right! I know many paramedics that find people dead sitting on their toilets... heart attack or aneurism.

Elvis!!!!

[wa3zrm]

[wa3zrm]

[Thunder_Snus]

Something I would have some concern about. Ever since I left the comfort of my parents house when I was 16 i also had to leave behind that heavy duty 80's style toilet that could swallow a chicken. Every other toilet I have can't seem to handle the load. Would sitting like this cause entire solid pieces of shit to pass through or would you be able to pinch it off to allow for easier flushing like I am currently used to? If not I will spend a lot more time straining with a plunger.

[Andy105]

I find that the segmented release method you describe is not necessary, as long as the tapered end of a large single hits the hole first, to get it started. To prevent it's standing above the waterline, wiggling your ass in one clockwise rotation initiates coiling and helps the flush action, at least with my modern plumbing fixtures.

[Thunder_Snus]

I find that the segmented release method you describe is not necessary, as long as the tapered end of a large single hits the hole first, to get it started. To prevent it's standing above the waterline, wiggling your ass in one clockwise rotation initiates coiling and helps the flush action, at least with my modern plumbing fixtures.

But then I'm putting in more work than just sitting with my legs on a stool

[Premium Parrots]

I find that pooping more often, a little at a time, is more beneficial for these new water saving toilets. I can't see my old body in that squatting position and actually being able to straighten out without pain when I'm finished.....also, dancing my ass in a circular motion isn't a top priority on my list of things to do. Besides....if my wife ever caught me dancing like that on the toilet I would never hear the end of it.


Just one question tho for all of you. Who doesn't look in the bowl for "inspiration" AFTER they finish pooping?

[Andy105]

A fleeting glance maybe, especially if it felt like one that I should proud of. I wouldn't study it, unless I had accidentally swallowed a gold coin the day before. It is a gauge of overall health, so you have make note of any trends.

[Premium Parrots]

A fleeting glance maybe, especially if it felt like one that I should proud of. I wouldn't study it, unless I had accidentally swallowed a gold coin the day before. It is a gauge of overall health, so you have make note of any trends.

is there any other reason to check it out? lmao

[Thunder_Snus]

Of course PP. There was a time when me and co-workers seemed to be having a competition to see who could give birth to the biggest one. Sending distrubing photos to eachother. Of course we were a bunch of 18-20 year olds at the time. It's a little different now that were 19-21 year olds.

[Premium Parrots]

I should probably start a new thread.....

"Whats in your toilet right now"


and let the competition begin. lol

[Andy105]

I should probably start a new thread.....

"Whats in your toilet right now"


and let the competition begin. lol

Count me out, guys. At my age, I don't want to drop dead, and have my heirs finding a bunch of Trophy Turd entry pics on my iPad. Excellent idea for the younger, more regular guys though. Bet a roll of Islay, or something.