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[Andy105]

Cool! Instead of new furniture, it creates a new use for those high platform shoes from the '70's. Call 'em the "Disco Stools".

[Snusdog]

No absolutely not.....taking a dump is about the last thing sacred left to a man........I need peace and a few moment of quiet......not ways to make yet another thing good for me

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No absolutely not.....taking a dump is about the last thing sacred left to a man........I need peace and a few moment of quiet......not ways to make yet another thing good for me

This is for pooping not wankin SD.

[Thunder_Snus]

Hey Grandpa PP what are you doing there.
Well hello PP the third. I have my feet up on this foot stool.
Why is that Grampy PP.
Well you see the third, it allows my colon to more efficiently target blast shit out of my rectum, you kids today don't know how to take a natural shit........ with your legs at a 90 degree angle and your angry birds to pass the time. Back in my day we had this thing called youtube that showed us how to actually poop.

[Snusdog]

Hey Grandpa PP what are you doing there.
Well hello PP the third. I have my feet up on this foot stool.
Why is that Grampy PP.
Well you see the third, it allows my colon to more efficiently target blast shit out of my rectum, you kids today don't know how to take a natural shit........ with your legs at a 90 degree angle and your angry birds to pass the time. Back in my day we had this thing called youtube that showed us how to actually poop.

see....exactly....plus....if I sit like that....I'm going to piss on the sealing

[wa3zrm]

Ya know, I've seen lots of things posted on this forum over the years... and I must admit, this one is in the top ten. It's up there with the tobacco smoke enema.

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tobacco smoke enema.

now I know where that old saying comes from. You know the saying...."Blowing smoke up your ass"


the more you know


thanks

[wa3zrm]

Influence of Body Position on Defecation in Humans
Summary: This medical study compares three positions for defecation by measuring abdominal pressure and the anorectal angle simultaneously. It concludes that the greater the hip flexion achieved by squatting, the straighter the rectoanal canal will be, and accordingly, less strain will be required for defecation.
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Impact Of Ethnic Habits On Defecographic Measurements
Summary: The main goal of this study was to compare Iranian and European habits of bowel evacuation on defecographic measurements. Patients were instructed to defecate using two types of toilet: an unraised, ground-level style (common in Iran), and a bowl with attached tank style (common in Western countries). It concluded that the use of the Iranian-style toilet yielded a much wider anorectal angle, and a larger distance between the perineum and the horizontal plane of the pelvic floor than the European style. Bowel evacuation was also more complete using the Iranian-style toilet.
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Comparison of Straining During Defecation in Three Positions
Summary: The aim of this study was to compare the straining forces applied when sitting or squatting during defecation. The study confirmed that sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying in sitting defecation posture necessitates excessive expulsive effort compared to the squatting posture.
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[wa3zrm]

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Influence of Body Position on Defecation in Humans
Summary: This medical study compares three positions for defecation by measuring abdominal pressure and the anorectal angle simultaneously. It concludes that the greater the hip flexion achieved by squatting, the straighter the rectoanal canal will be, and accordingly, less strain will be required for defecation.
View/Download PDF

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Impact Of Ethnic Habits On Defecographic Measurements
Summary: The main goal of this study was to compare Iranian and European habits of bowel evacuation on defecographic measurements. Patients were instructed to defecate using two types of toilet: an unraised, ground-level style (common in Iran), and a bowl with attached tank style (common in Western countries). It concluded that the use of the Iranian-style toilet yielded a much wider anorectal angle, and a larger distance between the perineum and the horizontal plane of the pelvic floor than the European style. Bowel evacuation was also more complete using the Iranian-style toilet.
View/Download PDF

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Comparison of Straining During Defecation in Three Positions
Summary: The aim of this study was to compare the straining forces applied when sitting or squatting during defecation. The study confirmed that sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying in sitting defecation posture necessitates excessive expulsive effort compared to the squatting posture.
View/Download PDF

....and that my friends may save your life.

Many people have heart attacks while shitting because of the straining involved when using a conventional western toilet.

Remember to always "Safe Shit"....

[wa3zrm]

....and that my friends may save your life.

Many people have heart attacks while shitting because of the straining involved when using a conventional western toilet.

Remember to always "Safe Shit"....

As sick as this may sound... PP is right! I know many paramedics that find people dead sitting on their toilets... heart attack or aneurism.

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As sick as this may sound... PP is right! I know many paramedics that find people dead sitting on their toilets... heart attack or aneurism.

That's right!!!!...I would never lie to the members.

[Andy105]

Remember to always "Safe Shit"....

The government should hand out money for this equipment. Might as well throw in a helmet to prevent slip/fall head injuries in the crapper. Millions of lives could be saved!

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The government should hand out money for this equipment. Might as well throw in a helmet to prevent slip/fall head injuries in the crapper. Millions of lives could be saved!

LMAO.^


and a gas mask as well.