You know you are getting old when....

[Crow]

Fortunate for me, baldness is one thing I don't have to worry about.

[GoVegan]

When you hear Judas Priest playing on the oldies station.

[Zimobog]

When your youngest daughter needs a bra... and so do you.

[GoVegan]

When PP calls you pops.

[GoVegan]

When hiking starts to feel like an extreme sport.

[GoVegan]

When you remember getting dirt cheap snus in your mailbox.

[Zimobog]

When you stop collecting beer cans or Penthouse and start collecting pipes and snuffboxes.
(No, not THAT kind of pipe, Crowster!)

[Crow]

When you stop collecting beer cans or Penthouse and start collecting pipes and snuffboxes.
(No, not THAT kind of pipe, Crowster!)

I'll have you know that there are some very fine pieces of pipe art... Such as this beauty ::

[Frankie Reloaded]

When I started looking over my glasses just like strict old ladies in Mark Twain... and saw my facial hair is half white. Then my crew cut grew longer and it was gray.

[Burnsey]

When you shop for new shorts and the most important feature is a pocket for the reading glasses...love them cargo pants....and when gray hair is OK, it is hair after all....

[Premium Parrots]

or when you suddenly need new looser underwear because you need more room for your nut sack

[whalen]

When you stop doing Russian hookers two at a time.

[whalen]

Or you start wanking in front of your cat.

[whalen]

When you start making old man noises just thinking about getting out of your chair!

[Paco]

Hahaha these are great the chest hair one really got me. I noticed a random grey hair on my chest the other day and thought how should I handle this lol.