Potential School Shooter Made "Grenades" from Dip Cans

[snusjus]

http://whnt.com/2013/01/07/russell-c...errorist-plot/

I hope users of smokeless tobacco aren't profiled in the future! Imagine trying to get through the TSA with a dip or snus can in your possession.

[lxskllr]

We need to immediately ban small containers to prevent outlaws from building bombs. I propose legislation that mandates a minimum container size of 20 liters to prevent easy concealment of bombs.

[snusjus]

We need to immediately ban small containers to prevent outlaws from building bombs. I propose legislation that mandates a minimum container size of 20 liters to prevent easy concealment of bombs.

Anyone who purchases a round can of tobacco should be put on the National Watch List; banning small tins would go too far!

[lxskllr]

Anyone who purchases a round can of tobacco should be put on the National Watch List; banning small tins would go too far!

It's zealots like you that make this a dangerous country to live in. What about the flea market loophole, where people can buy small containers without any oversight whatsoever? That would make partial surveillance almost worthless. The only reasonable approach is a complete ban of small containers. That'll also help jump start our economy. When people want Spam, they'll have to buy 20L of Spam at a time. That's like 1/4 of a pig. Think of what it would do for American farming alone. Anyone against American farmers is a commie terrorist, and should probably be locked up before they inevitably do something dangerous.

[truthwolf1]

Looks like the kids are fans of Copenhagen WG longcut.

That was a smart move for them to compete with Grizzly WG and keep the low introductory price for years. I actually think it is not that bad of a product but fermented/sugared of course.

I found CO2 cartdriges made the best bo@#$@#$

[Zimobog]

I am waiting for the headline "Potential School Shooter made Assault Helicopter from LEGOS".

Where does it end?

[halocog]

Looks like the kids are fans of Copenhagen WG longcut.

That was a smart move for them to compete with Grizzly WG and keep the low introductory price for years. I actually think it is not that bad of a product but fermented/sugared of course.

In my home town, Grizzly WG was the most common. So common in fact, you couldn't find anything else fresh.

But yeah, we have to ban tobacco cans now. LOL

[tattooer601]

A small explosive could be made from Anything...

Ya know I imagine cigarette companies would pay to promote this story...

[sgreger1]

I hear in Europe they don't allow dip for this very reason and havn't for a long time. In fact they see us as backwards rednecks who havn't yet realized that we need to protect ourselves by disarming ourselves of small containers. Surely someone must do something to save the children.

[SnusoMatic]

there is a new smokeless tobacco law.

It is called STPID (Save The People In a Day). When a new can of smokeless is sold the clerk takes the consumer's ID and creates a tracking number. They use a special pneumatic heat powered engraving tool to encode the number on the can (and lid). Each can has built-in anti tampering technology to keep potential terrorist from altering or counterfeiting the numbers. The number are encased in space age thermosetic plastic which enables it to survive most smokeless IED blast. Homeland security will easily be able to track the can back to the original purchaser.

There will be a $50,000 fine for transferring smokeless cans to anyone else after the original purchase. We will be raising the tax on smokeless tobacco to help pay for this people saving system. The new $27 a can tobacco tax will help offset the production and ongoing cost to utilize this cutting edge technology. The added cost to the National debt should not be more than $1.1 billion dollars annually after the new tobacco tax takes effect.

Vice President Biden, when confronted that the new law potentially raises taxes on the poor, said, "We are lowering poor people's taxes plus saving peoples lives here folks. Poor people can't pay $30 per can and will in turn quit using smokeless altogether. The poor are getting a tax cut! This law helps poor people, cuts down on tobacco use, and saves people in one day. Our administration will rid the country of smokeless IED's, lower tobacco use by over 73% and help children by 114.5%". Helping children is good don't you think or are you a pedophile or something?"

[sgreger1]

Had to check to make sure that wasn't the Onion, or even worse, an actual Biden speech.

[Snusdog]

You will need:

one lighter

one bottle of shine

one helping of refried beans

one redneck

Eat the beans……….Drink the shine .....light the fart.......and any Bubba from the south is a walking arsenal

thus the saying round these parts………… Gun ban my ass

[Old Frothingslosh]

I think we should have a national database to track small containers.

[Monkey]

No no no!

The solution is smaller containers. Down size the containers to 1/8 of an ounce but make an 800% tax increase. That way, they will make ineffective bombs. Then use the taxes to create a study of whether or not the size reduction is an effective deterrent as well as making tobacco containers less harmful to the general public.

[SnusoMatic]

replace cans with plastic bags.


There is a plastic santa on top of those cope cans. i wonder if that was a domb too