"I can think of one way to balance the budget for USPS, and probably even give it a surplus. Legalize crack, coke and heroin, but only allow them to be purchased at the post office, with a 20% tax being set on them, on top of sales tax. Junkies and crack heads would have them swimming in money"
"On the phone he tells me he'll keep the desk open an extra 10 minutes before he goes on lunch, so I can grab it and get to work on time. In person, he smiles at me as he closes the shutter 5 minutes early."
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