Originally posted by BrianC
World to End Saturday, May 21, 2011
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Okay guys I'm doing pretty well on my 'end of the world bucket list', much better than I suspected! So far I:
Smoked a joint standing naked in my front yard with morning wood
Ate a full course dessert for breakfast
shot off my entire firework stash, at my neighbor
Had sex with my gf on the hood of my car in the middle of an intersection
Drove down the wrong side of the highway
Survived a 38 car pile up on the same highway
Beat up my supervisor and employers
Shot my gf's ex-husband twice in the stomach
Tried odens extreme and defecated my pants
Only 3 and a half hours left till 6pm, now to go buy some heroin and commit some hate crimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (anyone else remember that movie, lol?)
Good thing the worlds actually going to end this time or I might have been in some trouble, see yall in snus hell, I hear all they have is general wintergreen, not to worry though, I think PP has some type of plan involving balloons...
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Originally posted by nicodude View PostOkay guys I'm doing pretty well on my 'end of the world bucket list', much better than I suspected! So far I:
Smoked a joint standing naked in my front yard with morning wood
Ate a full course dessert for breakfast
shot off my entire firework stash, at my neighbor
Had sex with my gf on the hood of my car in the middle of an intersection
Drove down the wrong side of the highway
Survived a 38 car pile up on the same highway
Beat up my supervisor and employers
Shot my gf's ex-husband twice in the stomach
Tried odens extreme and defecated my pants
Only 3 and a half hours left till 6pm, now to go buy some heroin and commit some hate crimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (anyone else remember that movie, lol?)
Good thing the worlds actually going to end this time or I might have been in some trouble, see yall in snus hell, I hear all they have is general wintergreen, not to worry though, I think PP has some type of plan involving balloons...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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The Bruins are winning...might have to postpone this rapture stuff.
If it were to be a rapture or something I'd probably be among the group of people that wouldn't vanish or whatever. Y'know it is fascinating [lore?] however. I've read most of the Left Behind series just for the story like and it was a pretty good one. So being that I probably would be with you all though the next phase I'm ready for it I guess. I've got Oden's Extreme Los. We've talked about the zombie apocalypse...I've planned somewhat...I'm just going to order up a S-ton of snus and have at it.
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Originally posted by chadizzy1If that occurs and I'm "left behind", the SnusOn'r left Behind'r's are going to hijack a boat and go to Sweden to stockpile snus.
I fail to survive a Zombie Apocalypse without snus.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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I voted yes. I have a very odd feeling that I will be fighting zombies at about 6:45. And I cant help but think. Its 5:00 somewhere. Lol. I work at a hotel and its a HUGE baseball group staying here. 9yr old. So I have a feeling Im gonna be bashing some 9yr old zombies in the head with a bat. But hey. This hopeful thinking
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Say your prayers, little ones. The end is nigh!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772...d_news-europe/Words of Wisdom
Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to mePremium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.Frosted: lucky twat
Frosted: Aussie slags
Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
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