I feel like a criminal...

[Jan]

Given the fact that my father suffers from heavy alcohol abuse and both my mother and my girlfriend smoke like factory chimneys there is nothing much they can say about me using snus... they all view snus as a safer alternative to smoking though, dad even pops in an occasional prilla (he is non smoker)

[Frosted]

because they are scared of my cowboy voice. LMAO

I must sound like a girl
I did put on my best drill sergeant voice and told her to stand to attention when she talked to me but she wasn't having it.

[Monkey]

I give the silence and hateful look.....mom is the only person it doesn't work on.

She fires back with guilt.

My ex never nagged. We worked pretty well as a team......until she wanted some new penis.

[timholian]

I must sound like a girl
I did put on my best drill sergeant voice and told her to stand to attention when she talked to me but she wasn't having it.

I think it's just Texans own guns, so most of the time you try to mind your own business, lest ye get shot at/shot. Lol jk
I really kind of think it depends on your neighbors..... Some are twattier than others. LOL
I will use my drill Sargent voice with my son.... That way he knows when I mean business.

Oh god damn..... You got me thinking of my drill sargents.... They were the biggest black men I have ever seen in real life and mean as Fu.ck .... They were awesome and taught me how to push myself pass the limit... Good times*would never do it again* ROFL

[Frosted]

I will use my drill Sargent voice with my son.... That way he knows when I mean business.

.............

[Roo]

My mother thinks I quit smoking cold turkey. I just let her think that. I don't need to hear what she thinks of my little pouches of chewing tobacco that are steam pasteurized not fire cured blah blah blah.

[CreteCoater]

Its not the snus you should be worried about....its the fleshlight. How will you explain that one?

[fishmeat]

Its not the snus you should be worried about....its the fleshlight. How will you explain that one?

The same way TommyGunBC did when he posted up a picture of his...ZING!

[Monkey]

Its not the snus you should be worried about....its the fleshlight. How will you explain that one?

She is fine with the fleshlight and the reel feel sheep in the corner of my room. ****ing plastic doesn't have the cancer stigma attached to it.

[CreteCoater]

While there may not be a risk of cancer, fleshlights can still cause injury. Please be careful.


NSFW
http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthr...jury-yesterday.

[sirloot]

While there may not be a risk of cancer, fleshlights can still cause injury. Please be careful.


NSFW
http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthr...jury-yesterday.

Wow .. no wow realy .. fleshlight injurys posted to a forum .. TMI man TMI :P

[Froofather]

Im in a similar boat. Just started using snus. I quit dipping and chewing. Now I keep 5 cans of Camel Frost, Robust, and Winterchill in my room. (Waiting on my first shipment of General!!!). Well anywho. My mom flips shit when she finds out. And she flips out ever single time she see me with one in. Women are annoying. It was absolutly amazing when she found my stash in my room. Lol.

[sirloot]

I Feel like a criminal for finding this on google ... is this guy taking the piss or what ? http://christwire.org/2009/04/a-real...ture-evidence/

[Monkey]

I Feel like a criminal for finding this on google ... is this guy taking the piss or what ? http://christwire.org/2009/04/a-real...ture-evidence/

Why?

I had a few laughs at the FL forums....even spent some time lurking around....but this.

Wow.

[CreteCoater]

I Feel like a criminal for finding this on google ... is this guy taking the piss or what ? http://christwire.org/2009/04/a-real...ture-evidence/

LOL I actually got pissed off reading that until I figured out it's a satire site.