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  • Snusdog
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 6752

    #136
    Originally posted by f. bandersnatch View Post
    Holy shit this video is hilarious. My favorite part is at the end when the dude starts molesting the balloon and the tape abruptly cuts.

    The only thing I didn't like was the thought of taking the time to fill up a balloon with water so I could **** it.

    My favorite part is how it began with the chick saying............."Here is a game my boyfriend and I like to play"......................and then you never see her again


    Typical
    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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    • chadizzy1
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 7432

      #137
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
      then I guess I should delete this thread

      http://www.snuson.com/forum/showthre...om-of-my-heart........
      NEVER!
      i framed that
      literally

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9763

        #138
        Originally posted by f. bandersnatch View Post

        The only thing I didn't like was the thought of taking the time to fill up a balloon with water so I could **** it.
        I feel the same way about filling gals up with liquor so I could ****em.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • GoVegan
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 5603

          #139
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
          I feel the same way about filling gals up with liquor so I could ****em.
          induce vomiting in em?

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          • snusjus
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 2674

            #140
            Originally posted by chadizzy1 View Post

            you can mount it apparently
            I don't see the point in that. Why not get some exercise and strength training while satisfying your carnal urges? The way I see it, using a Fleshlight conventionally is basically like using a Shake Weight. Being lazy and getting a "p*ssy mounter" is neglecting half the reason I use my Fleshlight -- for exercise.

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            • Condor
              Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 752

              #141
              I don't need sex. I **** people with my mind.

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9763

                #142
                Originally posted by Condor View Post
                I don't need sex. I **** people with my mind.
                thats called fantasizing dude.

                just sayin
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • Condor
                  Member
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 752

                  #143
                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                  thats called fantasizing dude.

                  just sayin
                  Not "in". "With".

                  When is your old ass moving to Georgia?

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9763

                    #144
                    Originally posted by Condor View Post
                    Not "in". "With".

                    When is your old ass moving to Georgia?
                    hell, I'm so tired of "getting ready" to move. I'm beginning to think I might not live long enough to move there. I'm about done tho. you know 33 years of crap in this house, alot of birds and equipment to sell, and selling equipment for 2 other business. There was just so much to do. But I'm almost done.

                    in other words....who the **** knows ...really
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • sharesnusinfo!
                      Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 477

                      #145
                      Originally posted by precious007 View Post
                      isn't miss softy a bit too large?
                      As i said it´s a Swedish product ;P
                      /Jimi

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                      • Snusdog
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6752

                        #146
                        Originally posted by danielan View Post
                        Don't forget dogs



                        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                        • daruckis
                          Member
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 2277

                          #147
                          this thread rules.

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                          • chadizzy1
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 7432

                            #148
                            Originally posted by daruckis View Post
                            this thread rules.
                            ah, reminds me of the snuson i know and love.

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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9763

                              #149
                              love your siggy Chad


                              everytime I see it I have to laugh.
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • Connavar
                                Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 237

                                #150
                                was reading through this thread and saw the amazon link that was posted for fleshlights... i can't BEGIN to tell you how comforting it was not to see a link under the price for used ones lol

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