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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9764

    #106
    Originally posted by Veganpunk View Post
    On the floor of a populated movie theater. I made sure she was on bottom!
    in a foot of snow. I made sure she was on bottom too. lol
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Veganpunk
      Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 5382

      #107
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
      in a foot of snow. I made sure she was on bottom too. lol
      PP, always a gentleman!





      (Not like I can talk!)

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      • jagmanss
        Member
        • Jul 2010
        • 12213

        #108
        Gotta tell ya those fleshlights look pretty interesting... It won't say rub my back 1st and then say I'm too tired... It won't tease ya and then not please ya... It won't dry up.... It won't tell ya you ain't getting it for a week or month.... Damn There's a whole slew of reasons I could come up with...

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        • Veganpunk
          Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 5382

          #109
          Originally posted by jagmanss View Post
          Gotta tell ya those fleshlights look pretty interesting... It won't say rub my back 1st and then say I'm too tired... It won't tease ya and then not please ya... It won't dry up.... It won't tell ya you ain't getting it for a week or month.... Damn There's a whole slew of reasons I could come up with...
          Yea, but you would have to buy all three versions to get what one girl could do.






































          Still probably cheaper though.....................

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          • WickedKitchen
            Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 2528

            #110
            That's so funny. I remember watching the Newlywed Game and one of the questions was "where's the strangest place you and your wife ever made woopie?" The answer was "In the butt, Bob."

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            • WickedKitchen
              Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 2528

              #111
              With a partner the oddest place was probably in a strangers back yard. I still laugh at that one.
              also, While driving
              HS Auditorium while a performance was going on
              On a crowded bus

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9764

                #112
                Originally posted by WickedKitchen View Post
                That's so funny. I remember watching the Newlywed Game and one of the questions was "where's the strangest place you and your wife ever made woopie?" The answer was "In the butt, Bob."
                umm....that was the second post Dear.

                its funny tho, when I read the first post thats the first thing that came to mind. That gal on the Newlywed game. I had to post it right away. lol
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • precious007
                  Banned Users
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 5885

                  #113
                  where's the chick ? ;-)

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                  • tom502
                    Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 8985

                    #114
                    If I was still single living alone, such a thing would be something I'd get. I did get something of a similar idea years and years ago. it seemed to have some kind of pump mechanism, but really, it wasn't all that and the hand was better. The fleshlight does look good. And that youtube vid of the Gaterade bottle homemade vagina was great, some of what he says and does makes it look like a gag vid, but that aside, his design and model looks pretty good. Since the dawn of time, men have made up masterbation devices.

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                    • WickedKitchen
                      Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2528

                      #115
                      women have more choices though. And they can go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go.

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9764

                        #116
                        Originally posted by WickedKitchen View Post
                        women have more choices though. And they can cum and cum and cum and cum and cum and cum and cum.
                        there I fixed that for you


                        lucky bitches

                        I can only cum and cum and cum and then I'm done for the night
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • WickedKitchen
                          Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2528

                          #117
                          I know...I wish I could develop a g-spot to put on my forearm or something.

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                          • sharesnusinfo!
                            Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 477

                            #118
                            Since you all like Sweden.. Here is a Swedish invention (Miss softie)
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZ-QlVlsyI


                            Dawn swedes ;P
                            /Jimi

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                            • Snusdog
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6752

                              #119
                              If you should have a thread lasting more than 4 hours................er...............4 days....................consult a physician
                              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                              • precious007
                                Banned Users
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 5885

                                #120
                                Originally posted by sharesnusinfo! View Post
                                Since you all like Sweden.. Here is a Swedish invention (Miss softie)
                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZ-QlVlsyI


                                Dawn swedes ;P

                                isn't miss softy a bit too large?

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