dont taze me bro...er..chick.

[Speedoape]

On the flight to san diego the lady next to me was hyper pissed they took her nail polish. She then shows me and the dude next to her a tazer in her purse they over looked due to being aholes about the nail polish! ! We were like lady! Put that in your purse and don't show anyone! It was a trip!!

[lxskllr]

I bet you felt safer knowing some terrorist wasn't sitting next to you with nail polish, didn't you?

F'n retards :^S

[precious007]

lol

wish I could buy a tazer .... can't order them to romania though.... the customs will probably arrest me

a gun is always better though

[sgreger1]

This would be great money for anyone who can construct a way to isolate problem individuals to their seat from a remote location. The seats themselves should be tasers, and anytime someone gets out of line they get shocked into their seat, then shot using a low caliber round discharged from the headrest.

/That's all I got.

[Jwalker]

Gosh yeah why have customer service, when you press the call button it should just give you an electric shock.

[MGX]

Solution: fire the TSA and replace with Custom's agents.

[LincolnSnuff]

Unbelievable. What was this woman thinking? Trying to bring a tazer on board a commercial aircraft would likely carry the same penalties as attempting to bring a firearm.

Apparently we don't need full body scans/pat downs, just better purse searches.

[sgreger1]

Gosh yeah why have customer service, when you press the call button it should just give you an electric shock.

Couldn't really make the experience that much worse to be honest.

[CoderGuy]

Couldn't really make the experience that much worse to be honest.

Agreed. The only way flying could be worse is if someone stood next to you during the flight punching you in the face then stabbing you in the eye repeatedly. Even then it would be only slightly more uncomfortable than it is now.