THE PATRIOT APP: Snitch on your fellow Americans

[desirexe]

I can't do the fake reports..I will however download this app and report someone every single time I see someone toss out a cigarette butt and 'suspicious' drunk drivers who cut me off

[sgreger1]

I'm going to walk around the office,a nd anytime someone talks to me, will pull out my phone and notify them that they are being reported to the DHS, lol.

[texastorm]

I have reported this forum to the DHS

[sgreger1]

I have reported this forum to the DHS

I have reported texastorm for fraudulent suspicious activity reports.

[Bigblue1]

Man, Hitler had nothing on this shit........

[Jwalker]

Man this is really DHS lol. I can't believe they think that it's their job to monitor pandemics (CDC job I thought), Crime (Step aside police), Environmental safety (EPA) and everything else. I'm pretty sure all of these excpet maybe suspicious activity are not remotely related to their job as opposed to say the FBI. I have to say product safety and government waste are my favorites and it seems like they added whistleblower at the last moment I mean what are you doing if you report the other 8 things. If I didn't know any better (wait never mind) I'd say that they added those three at the last minute because having nine things looked cooler than six.

[sgreger1]

The last thing I would ever do is become a whistle-blower via iphone app. They are actively hunting down our most recent whistle blower, so it kind of turns me off from wanting to blow the whistle on anything.

[Premium Parrots]

I don't mind getting my "whistle" blown every once in a while.

[SnusoMatic]

when i read this post at first i thought it was a joke app. i use andriod and grabbed my phone and searched to see if it was on the "market". I was gonna send it to my son. then i kept reading and realized it is not a joke app at all. we live in different times don't we..... man, i have a grand kid about to be born. i hate to think what this place is going to be like for them. almost makes me sick thinking about a kid of "mine" coming into this crap.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

I already turned all of you in

[SnusoMatic]

I already turned all of you in

i was just kidding. i really think it's good for government to run every part of our lives. it's kind of like having lifetime parents to force us to do what's best for us. i really plan on getting one of those apps and using it so i can be a better American....... cough cough cough

[desirexe]

I really pity the fools on the receiving end of this type of reporting. Can you imagine all the bullcrap reports that govt officials, law enforcement officers will have to sort through if this type of app really takes off??? Whomever came up with this Patriot App is a real genius..*being totally sarcastic here*

[pactactrefugee]

i was just kidding. i really think it's good for government to run every part of our lives. it's kind of like having lifetime parents to force us to do what's best for us. i really plan on getting one of those apps and using it so i can be a better American....... cough cough cough

That's why Michelle Obama has said the Govt needs to tell parents what to feed there children because we are all to stupid to think for ourselves. It is either the fluoride in the water or the aluminum/ barium from the chemtrails. This Govt. is really becoming more and more of a joke everyday. And not in a good way either!

[ChaoticGemini]

Plan to download and snap pictures of every f'n squirrel I see. Then send it with the tag "Frosted"

[LaZeR]

I searched for this app in the market and all I can find is shit about the New England Patriots.