Joke of the Day...

[piks101]

Joke of the day..right on the snus can. This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes...hahahaha

[precious007]

I've got that on a few cans...

Well literally they don't know that snus helps a lot more than gum or patches.

But too much buzz has been made around snus increasing the risk of oral cancer.

[muddyfunkstar]

No idea what my warnings say, they're all in Swedish - ignorance is bliss

Reminds me of the Bill Hicks routine - "Hey, give me a pack of low birth weights"

[raptor]

The Swedish ones only say that the tobacco product may affect your health.

[snusgetter]

OT ... Latest proposed TSA Slogans:

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“If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner.”

“We are now free to move about your pants.”

“Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.”

“It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.”

“We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.”

“Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.”

[sgreger1]

[snusgetter]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

“I should be in charge”, said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen”.

“I should be in charge”, said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you’d all waste away”.

“I should be in charge”, said the stomach, “because I process food and give all of you energy”.

“I should be in charge”, said the rectum, “because I’m responsible for waste removal”.

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.

Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don’t have to be smart or important to be in charge … just an asshole.

[sgreger1]

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“If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner.”

“We are now free to move about your pants.”

“Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.”

“It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.”

“We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.”

“Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.”

[precious007]

A 2 year old boy was worried about his age...

Telling his friend ... Look in just one year I have doubled my age, I will be 64 in 5 years

[snusgetter]

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...


10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"


. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .


1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

[Snusdog]

Knock Knock..............

[snusgetter]

Knock Knock..............

Who dere....

[Snusdog]

Impatient cow...............

[Snusdog]

Moow

[snusgetter]