If I were God for a day

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9772
    #16
    oh, and I'd make Tom take his meds
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Ainkor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 1144
        #17
        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
        Ok, so then assuming there IS a God and there is a heaven. Well, if I were God for a day I would have a blast and go ahead and kill everybody. That way everybody would already be dead, sitting in heaven. And they would be perfectly happy, wanting nothing, and enjoying the people that they loved that had previously passed away.
        That's pretty deep PP and in the end, probably the most compassionate thing anyone could do.

        And to think i was just hoping to have super special invisibility powers to go hang out in the pro football cheerleaders locker room. I feel like a total schlub!

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          • Monkey
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 3300
            #18
            I'd bet people I could walk on water for money.

            I would be bad with the god powers. Don't let me have them I would mess with people all day long and not really get anything accomplished.

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              • bill77.017
                Member
                • Jul 2010
                • 2279
                #19
                I would start over again, get rid of religion, kill off humanitys Ego and smack the devil around a little

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                  • Snusdog
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6752
                    #20
                    What do you mean..............IF.............and................... .FOR A DAY.




                    I'd give Laz the nicest rack on earth................a can of lube.............and the day off
                    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                      • Bigblue1
                        Banned Users
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 3923
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
                        What do you mean..............IF.............and................... .FOR A DAY.




                        I'd give Laz the nicest rack on earth................a can of lube.............and the day off
                        Laz the nicest rack on earth= $10,000
                        A CAN OF LUBE= $10.00
                        laz the day of work= $0
                        Laz getting caught by his fiance playing with himself and his newly purchased boobies whilst doing lines of snuff = priceless

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