Mars

[devilock76]

Billions of people believe Moses turned a stick into a snake, and Jesus walked on water.
Which is more absurd?
Are ETs absurd? I don't think so.
Secret German tech absurd? I don't think so.
Flying saucer craft absurd? I don't think so.
ET contact with Earthlings absurd? I don't think so.

So, while many may not think this as plausable, it is possible, which is more more logical than what billions of people believe.

Let's leave religion out of this, because why what you said is absurd is due to the logic of it, the if this then that or not that portion. Talking about logic and religion is absurd too. Religion is a belief system and hence logic is not necessary to just believe something you want to believe.

However you believe one thing but not the other. And that combination of Interstellar Nazi's having a galactic relationship with ET's yet you cannot conceive of us going to the moon is crazy.

You believe a wildly speculative claim with absolutely no concrete evidence, yet insist an event for which there are buildings upon buildings full of real physical evidence is a hoax.

Bit of a logical contradiction if you asked me to heavily understate it.

Ken

[devilock76]

Aunt Jemima was originally a vile prostitute. Her husband was the first black man imported to mars back then. After he was taken, Aunt Jemima started making small breakfast cakes to serve to her clients. In honor of her husband she made them saucer shaped to remind the world of his fate for eternity.

Later in life Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth became great friends and, for quite some time, engaged in a torrid lesbian relationship. It was at that time when Mrs. Butterworth came up with her famous syrup totally by mistake. She was actually attempting to produce a sticky-sweet palatible lube for Jemima, her older lover. The rest is well known history.

google it. its all there

This is actually more logical than just about anything Tom has posted in this thread.

Ken

[stubby2]

I bet it's the Nazi's that are using those damn proby thingies

[chadizzy1]

Well, a bunch of them went to the Aldebaran star system. Plus they have the arctic NeuSchwabenland base, as well as the Moon Base.

.....?

[c.nash]

All this talk is interesting.
YAY!

[Premium Parrots]

of course Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth had a falling out several years later.

[Premium Parrots]

finally the two went head to head and a violent struggle ensued.

[lxskllr]

Not a good idea imo

[deadohsky]

On topic for wicked; hell yes i would go, although i don't think it will happen in my lifetime. If i was ever given to the chance to go into space, no matter the capacity/ how far, i would jump at it. It would be an absolutely incredible experience.

I think Tom has every right to bring religion into this. As was said, religion is a belief system; a ridiculous one at that, Tom clearly has his own belief system as does every person alive. That's one of the great things about being a functioning human being; being able to choose what you wish to believe and what not to believe. I don't see why people are getting so bent out of shape that Tom believes certain things that you call 'lunacy'. What does it matter? He isn't preaching to you like the good christians do, just answering your questions and stating what he believes.

[lxskllr]

I think Tom has every right to bring religion into this. As was said, religion is a belief system; a ridiculous one at that, Tom clearly has his own belief system as does every person alive. That's one of the great things about being a functioning human being; being able to choose what you wish to believe and what not to believe. I don't see why people are getting so bent out of shape that Tom believes certain things that you call 'lunacy'. What does it matter? He isn't preaching to you like the good christians do, just answering your questions and stating what he believes.

Yup, I'm with Tom all the way. As outlandish as many of his ideas are, I find them 1000% more plausible than what I was taught in Catholic school :^)

[MGX]

Still, how are nazi ufos equivalent to a religion? There are marked criteria for something to be considered a religion. Did Hitler create the world in 7 days?

[lxskllr]

It's a belief system. Nazi sky pilots from the promised land, where everyone's smart, the women are blonde, and the beer is awesome. Where humans have exceeded the limits of those on earth, something better than the dog shit we have here.

[chadizzy1]

Still, how are nazi ufos equivalent to a religion? There are marked criteria for something to be considered a religion. Did Hitler create the world in 7 days?

no, but obama probably did. all hail the messiah.

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It took Obama only about 700 days to destroy a nation

[deadohsky]

Did Hitler create the world in 7 days?

Nope, no one did. It took billions of years for our world to form my friend.