The Toque Curse

[LaZeR]

I can't believe they sell a Cheese & Bacon snuff. That is hilarious... :lol:

There is nothing "hilarious" about Cheese and Bacon. It is truly a masterpiece of the art of snuff making. A sign of the true genius of Roderick. Who else could have made this snuff? Who else would have? I believe Roderick is the DaVinci of the snuff world. That or a sick, twisted, nutjob with access to tobacco. :lol:

Seriously C&B started as a joke or novelty snuff. Unfortunately for Roderick he made it too well and people liked it. I have read that he thinks all of us who like it are a bit off. He hates it.

Seriously... I have a request. First off if you are under 18, Stop Reading now.
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I know the Fubar Grunt comes close in replicating the musky scent of the female genitalia known as the vagina. But seriously Roderick, If you could invent an actual replica of this fine scent, I would be ever so grateful and place a BIG order ASAP!!!

[Christi]

I can't believe they sell a Cheese & Bacon snuff. That is hilarious... :lol:

There is nothing "hilarious" about Cheese and Bacon. It is truly a masterpiece of the art of snuff making. A sign of the true genius of Roderick. Who else could have made this snuff? Who else would have? I believe Roderick is the DaVinci of the snuff world. That or a sick, twisted, nutjob with access to tobacco. :lol:

Seriously C&B started as a joke or novelty snuff. Unfortunately for Roderick he made it too well and people liked it. I have read that he thinks all of us who like it are a bit off. He hates it.

Seriously... I have a request. First off if you are under 18, Stop Reading now.
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I know the Fubar Grunt comes close in replicating the musky scent of the female genitalia known as the vagina. But seriously Roderick, If you could invent an actual replica of this fine scent, I would be ever so grateful and place a BIG order ASAP!!!

LOL

[TBD]

LaZer, first of all... you need a girl, dude. :lol:
Second I've been around enough to know you don't want to smell some of the female scents that are out there. :roll:
Third, I can live without a snuff that smells like female parts. If I want to smell that my wife is usually handy.
Fourth, even if you did get a snuff that smells like a bearded clam, how the heck do you propose to get anything accomplished walking around with a permanent chubby? :shock: That condition was bad enough when I was 14, I really can happily survive never going through that again.

Mix a little GRUNT in some F&T French Carotte...that should get you close to what you are hunting.

[LaZeR]

LaZer, first of all... you need a girl, dude. :lol:

I have one but she don't let me get close enough to smell it.

Second I've been around enough to know you don't want to smell some of the female scents that are out there. :roll:

Sorry about that. I don't go for the fishy scents either. Rather the clean, sweet, slightly sweaty, one's that wipe downward rather than upward motion...

Third, I can live without a snuff that smells like female parts. If I want to smell that my wife is usually handy.

See my 1st answer.

Fourth, even if you did get a snuff that smells like a bearded clam, how the heck do you propose to get anything accomplished walking around with a permanent chubby? :shock: That condition was bad enough when I was 14, I really can happily survive never going through that again.

I enjoy having a chubby. Helps my balance and a 3rd leg is always useful when navigating and multi-tasking.

Mix a little GRUNT in some F&T French Carotte...that should get you close to what you are hunting.

Thanks for the idea. I'll have to add some F&T French Carotte to my next order. :wink:

[N0mad]

LaZeR, I think I read something on this I'm not sure what Togue is going to call the new sent but it's my understanding it comes in two different grinds Moist and Very Wet.



Sorry guys I could not help but egg him on a bit.

[Toque Snuff]

Er, no!

[sagedil]

The rest of us thank you Roderick.

[LaZeR]

Er, no!

[TBD]

The rest of us thank you Roderick.

Yes, Yes we do. :lol:

[Snusmun]

I'm sure the Bacon & Cheese is great! I'd love to try it, but my sinuses prohibit me from indulging in nasal snuff.

If the ability is there to create a breakfast snuff, why not continue with a lunch and dinner? Hot Dog & Mustard, Roast Beef & Gravy, Salmon & Dill?

And a truly artistic creation would be a Booger flavored snuff, for those who want the burn but not the flavor. :P

[snoosiphant]

How about a finger flavored snuff? For those really picky folks.

[cyrax777]

wasabi snuff.

[Monkey]

How about a finger flavored snuff? For those really picky folks.

HA HA. Bazing!

Mike

[TBD]

How about fish & chips? with just a hint of malt vinegar. :lol:

[LaZeR]

That certain female part I'm referring to doesn't need to include a fishy smell. In fact it shouldn't! I mean I know the o'le saying:

Smells like fish, have a dish.
Smells like cologne, leave it alone.

With that said, I would like something in between in a nasal snuff. You know, kinda like the sweet musky scent but no perfume or anchovies. C'mon Rodrick, you are the only one that can truly accomplish this. Hell you don't even need to name it anything "politically" improper in order not to tarnish your reputation. Call it "Senorita Family Jewel" or something of the sorts. :? :idea: