I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[GoVegan]

10000 or -10000

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+$18000

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese

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-$12000

Three words to ruin a man's ego...?


"Is it in?"

[Faylool]

You sure do type well for that fact. I can5 even type well and I'm 3 plus years sober! Ask me how did that at the ripe old age of 60 and decades of drinking like sailor!

How drunk am I...? Incredibly

Are talking about after you sold the pair we guessed the amount about? Or after you sold the other birds that came with the package deal? You made out I'm sure. Correct? So you needed up making money on the package deal of course. And that means a negative number....right at least on this part?

[Snotgifff]

It's part of my job to type well...even when drinking. Oh and auto spell check helps.

-$225

What has got two legs and bleeds?


Half a dog!

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+$3500
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?


Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

[Faylool]

Ha ha ha....where do you find these? You're really dominating this thread and it's gooood! Maybe you're thankful you won the last stuff. Youve actually earned it. Making people laugh

[Paco]

+$4,000 or -$4,000

[Paco]

+$5,000 or -$5,000

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

[Snotgifff]

Ha ha ha....where do you find these? You're really dominating this thread and it's gooood! Maybe you're thankful you won the last stuff. Youve actually earned it. Making people laugh

I'm very thankful! And broke...so why not throw some numbers and jokes out! I didn't post a joke with my last winning guess : -(

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-$8000

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

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-$9000


Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls

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-$10000

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?


By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

[GoVegan]

It's part of my job to type well...even when drinking. Oh and auto spell check helps.

-$225

What has got two legs and bleeds


Half a dog!

Poor dog

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+$10


What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.