I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[GoVegan]

Zero, zip, zilch and nada.

[squeezyjohn]

Am I invisible on here?

Anyway ... enjoy going back to guessing random numbers everyone!

[Crow]

thanks,


I'm trying to convince the wife right now that we should go again today. She always says no but if I let her stew for a while she will end up saying "do you really want to go?'. I don't think that will happen today.....she doesn't want me giving that money back so soon.

Your wife is right... Wait it out. Return on the 13th.

[phantom]

2 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436

[Crow]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436

That was beautiful... I shed a tear when I read that.

[jagmanss]

Am I invisible on here?

Anyway ... enjoy going back to guessing random numbers everyone!

IMHO... It's a random path to nowhere, But a path to snus for someone....

[jagmanss]

2 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436

That was beautiful... I shed a tear when I read that.

I got a bit hard when I read that

[phantom]

I got a bit hard when I read that

lmao

[phantom]

I would say 4 I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and then noticed that everybody was staring at me....

That's when it occurred to me that I was actually listening to my iPod. (

[jagmanss]

I say 5, Why? IDK... Just sounds like a good answer...

[jagmanss]

6.... Why? It just occurred to me I don't even know what i'm answering...WTF

Damn birds are pissing me off

[jagmanss]

2 trains are going xxxx miles and traveling xxx miles per hour, one is coming from the south the other is coming from the west, 2 other trains are are coming from the east and north traveling xxx miles per hour... Who gets to nowhere first?

Hint Answer: My freakin' train... What train am I on?

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[Snotgifff]

6.... Why? It just occurred to me I don't even know what i'm answering...WTF

Damn birds are pissing me off

Ha! 12...
Not sure what I'm answering either. This ones over my head...but hears a joke


alright so two guys were playing golf and a guy goes up to them and says hey u mind if i join in my partner didn't show? so the guys agree and they start playing. they as, so what do you do for a living?? he says i'm a hitman. They go WOW! thats amazing can i see your gun. he goes ya sure so he pulls out a very nice sniper rifle. they ask if they can see so they take the gun and he goes wow! i can see my house from here! and theres my wife! fvcking my neighbour?? he asks how much for a hit and the man replies 1000 dollars a bullet. he goes i want you to shoot my wife in the mouth so she can never talk again and my neighbour in the dik so he can never have sex again. so the hitman is sitting there for 10 minutes and they ask... so whats taking so long?? and he replies 'be quiet i might be able to save you a grand!

[jagmanss]

Magic mushrooms could be the answer

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