I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[Premium Parrots]

ok heres a hint.....the pair that I sold was 2 Hyacinth macaws.

[Skell18]

ok heres a hint.....the pair that I sold was 2 Hyacinth macaws.

About £1,000.00 over here for a pair of those bad boys (and girl).

[Skell18]

So $2,000.00 I will shoot at.

[Snotgifff]

$19,500

An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor.


The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."


As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.


As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"

[squeezyjohn]

No Skell - they're worth way more than that. I think those are all $100 bills and we're just not counting them right - it's around the $45000 mark though.

[Skell18]

No Skell - they're worth way more than that. I think those are all $100 bills and we're just not counting them right - it's around the $45000 mark though.

The UK clearly isn't the place to sell parrots then! lol Think I have that on an earlier post.

This is PP though, I wouldn't be surprised if those $100 bills are on the top and the rest under are $1 bills lol.

[Snotgifff]

$18,000...last guess. Why'd you not put the price on your website!!

[Premium Parrots]

squeezy I saw your post on my website. No fair cheating mate. You can have a friend contact me thru my website about the price of a pair but I don't answer emails relating to parrot purchases anymore. It says on my home page that I don't have any birds for sale now. If they can't read then there is no reason for me to respond to them. Besides we can't ship this type of exotic birds out of this country. I delete about 10 emails for parrot inquiries everyday from all over the world.

Good try tho.

[squeezyjohn]

That's what I thought Snotgifff - check out his guestbook ... I think I'm clean out of guesses too.

[Premium Parrots]

Because I need to personally talk on the phone to any serious potential buyers. I don't sell these birds to anyone just because they have the money. The Hyacinth macaw is different that all the other macaws and I am VERY concerned where I place my birds.

Also, I charge more than anyone else and I need to have them on the phone to explain why. Even tho I charge so much I still have a waiting list so long that I will never be able to furnish that many birds. I have a pretty good reputation


somebody has to charge the most and somebody has to be the best. I figured why not me.

$18,000...last guess. Why'd you not put the price on your website!!

[Snotgifff]

Ya, but then we can't figure out the answer! $24,500...

Because I need to personally talk on the phone to any serious potential buyers. I don't sell these birds to anyone just because they have the money. The Hyacinth macaw is different that all the other macaws and I am VERY concerned where I place my birds.

Also, I charge more than anyone else and I need to have them on the phone to explain why. Even tho I charge so much I still have a waiting list so long that I will never be able to furnish that many birds. I have a pretty good reputation


somebody has to charge the most and somebody has to be the best. I figured why not me.

[Premium Parrots]

Ha! The first part of the contest I literally gave you guays the answer. I'm not doing that again. This time ya'll have to work a bit. But I'm sure one of you will guess correctly.....sooner or later.

[Snusdog]

Holy crap bird boy........just getting to this thread and I must say whata score!!!!

Congratulations ol man..........like someone said before.........well deserved

[whalen]

Because I need to personally talk on the phone to any serious potential buyers. I don't sell these birds to anyone just because they have the money. The Hyacinth macaw is different that all the other macaws and I am VERY concerned where I place my birds.

Also, I charge more than anyone else and I need to have them on the phone to explain why. Even tho I charge so much I still have a waiting list so long that I will never be able to furnish that many birds. I have a pretty good reputation

somebody has to charge the most and somebody has to be the best. I figured why not me.

Synopsis............He has to ask them what they are wearing first!

[squeezyjohn]

No need to justify yourself here PP - just one look at your website and it's pretty clear that you're about as ethical and high-quality as it gets!

And with the judicious amount of sleuthing on my part that shows that it's a breeding pair who produce new baby parrots every year - I reckon that everyone is shooting way too low at the moment!

As I say ... I've had my 5 guesses - and my jokes are clearly crap!